Summary: SCP-074 is woodlouse with the inexplainable ability to bend the laws of physics to its own will, but only the laws of physics that people around it are aware of. For instance, if someone with knowledge of the law of gravity enters within 5 kilometers of 074's primary containment unit, 074 will be able to control the gravity in its immediate vicinity. 074 is also capable of teleportation of up to 3 meters at a time. Sometimes, 074 will lay self-fertilizing eggs. This happens much quicker when exposed to ultraviolet light of any kind. The eggs appear out of thin air in the skin of anyone with a slight knowledge of physics. Instances of these eggs are to be destroyed before they can hatch, as we only need one of these things to deal with right now.
Usefulness: Not useful. We can't communicate with her, and even if we could, who's to say she'd help us with anything.
Against 682: Perhaps, if 074 was exposed to 682, and it was given knowledge about quantum theories, it could possibly use those to teleport 682 to an alternate timeline or dimension or something. We don't want 682 gaining the ability to break the laws of physics any more than he already does, though.
SCP-074
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HororEach entry includes important info about each SCP (at time of writing), as well as their theorized usefulness, both in general and aginst SCP-682. Note: Some of these were written when I was younger and worse at writing. Newer releases will be bette...