SCP-100 ("Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee")

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Summary: SCP-100 is a scrapyard known as "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee, with two warehouses, a storefront, and a residential building, as well as miscellaneous land used for storage of scrap, owned by Joseph Duval. The store is manned by his assistant, "J.J.", an illiterate, mute, sapient humanoid made of assorted scrap. He can communicate through sign language. He is able to anomalously create living things out of scrap, as he is a skilled craftsman. Also living within the confines of the land are two large spiderlike creatures made of scrapped cars and assorted metal, named "Raymone" and "Beatrice" respectively. They are both companions to J.J., as well as guards for the compound. J.J. rarely discusses anything other than sales when interacting with humans. He mans the store during the day, creates constructs, plays with and repairs Raymone and Beatrice, then spends the rest of his day in the residential building, sitting at a desk until its time to work again. J.J. offers to buy/sell scrap, repair services, and on occasions the constructs it creates. J.J. runs the show like a scam artist, purposely offsetting scales, mixing high and low quality metals when selling them, and constantly referring to a sign stating, "No refunds, mon!" when confronted about his shady business habits, including the sale of living constructs that lose their autonomy after leaving the property. J.J. misses Joseph Duval, and created a scrap likeness of him, becoming distraught after it was confiscated. The whereabouts of Joseph Duval are unknown.

Usefulness: At first, autonomous scrap creatures sound useful, until you remember they lose all autonomy if they leave the property's perimeter. They're still pretty cool sculptures, however.

Against 682: Raymone and Beatrice may pose an initial threat to 682, but not enough to permanently kill him, especially if he escaped the property. 682 being in public is never a good idea, so this test is 100% off limits.

 682 being in public is never a good idea, so this test is 100% off limits

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J.J.

Raymone and Beatrice

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