Summary: SCP-092 is a collection of 3,125 CDs, each labeled "The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th Dimension!!!!!" and marked with the names of all 31 performers who have ever been part of the singing group "The 5th Dimension". When played, each CD produces a different anomalous effect, affecting everyone in earshot. Each anomalous effect is thematically/conceptually related to the number five, dimensions, or members of "The 5th Dimension". Subjects affected by any 092 instance are incapable of turning the CD off or removing it from the CD player. Once the CD has concluded its audio, all surviving subjects, regardless of whether or not they are physically capable of speaking, will say the phrase "Wow, that was real cool" in perfect unison. Every CD has different audio, all having to do with "The 5th Element". CDs range from recorded songs to personal conversations between band members. It is unknown how many of these CDs' contents were recorded.
Usefulness: One CD has been discovered that transports listeners to the surface of Himalia, the 5th most massive moon of Jupiter, so explorations to that specific moon, as well as possibly other moons labeled as the 5th most massive, can be much easier. The usefulness of this SCP is based on each specific CD's use, rather than the SCP as a whole. Some CDs are more useful than others.
Against 682: Unless there's a CDin this collection of 3,125 that destroys all its listeners with the power of fiveBig Bangs, I don't think this would be very useful against 682. Maybe teleportinghim to Himalia would be a worthwhile experiment, and perhaps a permanentcontainment solution.
Portion of the SCP-092 collection.
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SCPs Summarized (001-100)
KorkuEach entry includes important info about each SCP (at time of writing), as well as their theorized usefulness, both in general and aginst SCP-682. Note: Some of these were written when I was younger and worse at writing. Newer releases will be bette...