Volume 3 Chapter 14. Merry Illusion

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I entered the exam period once again, I will be too busy for a while to write.

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"So, how shall I do this? Knives? Spoons? Drills? This knife-spoon-drill thing?"

I rant through my toys as I looked at the bonded guests.

The poor thing tried to say something, but the plastic ball I showed in his mouth kept him quiet.

"You know, I had a whole plan for you. There was conspiracy, tragedy, romance, comedy, the whole show! Yet, you decided to do this! What a waste of effort!"

I slapped his head a little.

"Even with two minds, your IQ is just at the single digits. So sad, so sad."

I took a small knife and cut his left cheek.

"Do you want to know a funny thing? I thought that there will be a final battle between the two of us. Weapons clashing, people dying, gods crying! An epic of the ages!"

While I was talking, I grabbed a piece of his armor which I stripped from him.

"Nice tech. Not that I already have it. Your friend, Ivan Stalen is quite cooperative with me, by spilling the secrets of your world. Well, who wouldn't be? Since you killed him and I bought him back to life, with some upgrades naturally."

The kid seemed distressed by the information, sweating greatly.

"Right? Right? What a reveal! I had a whole arc for him, but now I will just give you to him after I took back what is mine. "

I took out a jar, filled with my avatar juice.

"I will tear you apart. First, physically then mentally. Speaking of minds, I should say hello to the old chap in there."

I opened the container, allowing the liquid to enter his nostrils.

Once not a single drop was left, I put my hand on his forehead, slipping into his mind.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"

I was in a white space, facing a tall wall made from bricks.

"A mental barrier? Do you think that will keep me out? You underestimate me."

I placed my index finger on the wall, creating ripples on the surfaces.

"This will only take me a few seconds."

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Samurai POV:

" Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! It's your Birthday! What a happy day! Ha-"

Before that abomination could continue, I stabbed the monster in the head, lighting it on fire.

Once the creature turned into ash, my shivered up old body returned to normal.

"You took your time."

Master threw away a monkey arm she ripped off from one of the monsters.

"If you helped me, things would have gone more easily. "

The toy bear appeared before us and lifted his black box.

"Playing record:4-1432. What an incredible spectacle! Killing 100 Birthday Monkeys under 5 minutes! You guys must be gods to finish so quickly! Olalla! We have divinities here! Somebody calls the paparazzi!"

"I hate that thing."

Even after all the chaos, that bear thing was still intact.

"But this raises quite a problem. You guys are too strong for this place! So, eeny, meeny, miny, mo, one of you people have to...GO!"

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