Warning : Mentions of Amber Turd.
(Thank you to AnimeDweeb2020 for the idea!!!)
You were watching the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard Court Trial Livestream since you were off work for the day and wanted something to entertain you. Amber Turd showed up on the screen with her ridiculous expressions and poor excuses and shitty lies and your face instantly morphed into a sour expression. "You lying She Devil! We've seen the damn proof of the bruises and marks you've left in that fine piece of man. Freaking parasetic gold digging whore. " You yelled at your screen sipping on your coffee.
"I thought I was the only fine piece of man around here." You heard Steven say, You jumped in your seat not expecting him to be stood behind you and placed your hand on your chest. "Are you trying to murder me Steven Grant. Do you want your girlfriend to die of a heart attack?" You said dramatically feigning illness. Steven walked over and pouted softly kissing you. "We're sorry baby , we didn't mean to scare you." Marc's accent rang through. It still shocked you how quickly and subtly at how which man could front and when. "I'll forgive you if you give me another kiss" you said teasing him. Marc smiled and kissed you again cupping your cheek softly. You hummed into the kiss and slowly pulled away. "I forgive you, now sit down you're making me miss itttt" you whines softly pulling him down into the bed with you.
"What are we watching?" Jake's accent ran through this time. "Basically Johnny Depp , my all time HUGE celebrity crush. Is in court with his ex wife because she's a violent little hoe who decided to smack him silly and cut his finger off because she didn't get her own way, Amber Turd is her name. The reason why she's called Amber Turd is because she took a shit on his side of the bed." You summed it all up sipping on your coffee. Jake's face instantly looked disgusted. "How the hell do you find this type of thing entertaining?" He asked stroking your arm since you were laying on his shoulder.
"Because we've all seen evidence of Johnny having marks on him , bruises , scratches , even his finger being cut off and she's sat there trying to make it out like he was the one hitting her. It's utter bullshit! If I was with her right now , I'd make her eat her own shit since her ass is jealous of her mouth because all she does is talk shit." You said glaring at the screen. Jake chuckled softly and kissed the top of your head squeezing you slightly. "You're really invested in this huh?" He said. You nodded softly.
"Ever since I was little, I've watched all of his movies. Seen his interviews. I'm always gonna support him because he is one of the kindest souls. Even more so because Marc went through the same thing with his whore of a mother and it makes me wanna kill that stupid bitch." You said looking at him. He had tears in his eyes and you instantly knew it was Marc from the way he moved on top of you and buried his face in your chest letting out small sobs as you played with his hair and stroked his back. "No one as loving as Johnny or you deserve to be hurt... I can't say I'll protect Johnny since I don't live with him but I'll always protect you" You said to Marc.
Marc sniffles softly not moving his head and you carried on. "Even though you're more musclier and stronger than me. I don't care. I love you and I'm gonna protect all three of you with everything in me. Because that is what real partners do." You finished your little rant. Marc looked at you and smiled softly stroking your hand. "God I love you so much" he spoke quietly. "I love you too Marc. All three of you" You said back.
Marc pulled the blankets over you both as you turned off your computer and set it on your bedside table as he cuddled into you and oh both fell asleep wrapped up in each other's arms.
(Seriously though. No man should ever have to be afraid of a woman. If you support Amber Turd then please do not associate yourself with me , unfollow me , block me, whatever. I will stand with Johnny for as long as this trial goes on and anyone who supports Turd is just as bad as she is and deserves to be smacked upside the head. Thank you for reading.)
