Austeled one-shots

Is that a fucking child-?

Context: they're enemies.
The wii melted but still functions inside. Sam and Kyle have no way to communicate with them.

Austins pov:

I teleported to the end of the hallway to look for Henry. I saw him sitting down in the middle of the mii channel.

I teleported behind him and was about to grab him when I noticed him holding something.

Is that a fucking child?-

I moved more to the side to get a better view and the kid noticed me. It giggled, reaching its arms out. Henry looked towards me, immediately jumping back, holding the kid close.

"I have so many questions." I stated.
"Fuck off Austin." He replied.
"Wow Henry. In front of the kid? What a bad influence~" I teased, taking a step forward.

He recoiled away from me again, stumbling to his feet.
"Don't come any fucking closer." He threatened, summoning his axe.
"Woahh hey. Calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you.. This time." I assured.

"Then why are you here?" He asked, unbelieving of me.
"Well I WAS here to electrocute you, but now I'm just curious about the kid." I answered.

Eteleds pov

I lowered my axe, still keeping it in my hand just in case.
"How did it even get into the wii?" Austin asked me.

"I tried to code in another mii, but accidentally made her too young." I answered.
"Her?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, why?" I replied.
"...Were you trying to code a girlfri?-" He asked.
"No."
"You sure about that?"
"For fuck sakes Austin."
"I'm just saying-"
"Austin. I like men."

There was a moment of silence.

"And I thought I was the only gay one in the wii." He mumbled under his breath, smirking.

"Anyways-" He said, directing the conversation away. He began to ask me a few questions about her.

Most were pretty simple, yet I still couldn't answer, like her name or age. Both I couldn't give a straight answer to.

"How the fuck have you not come up with a name for her yet?!" He asked.
"I only coded her in a few hours ago!" l retaliated.

"So?? You've had hours to give her a name!" He replied. I groaned, looking away.
"Well if you're not gonna name her, I will!" He said.

"Fine, just don't pick a shit name." I replied.
He rolled his eyes and took the kid from my hands.

He observed her for a moment, smiling sweetly. She looked at him with curiosity, soon after, giggling happily.

"Jasmine." He said suddenly.
"Huh?" I said.
"I'm naming her Jasmine." He repeated.
"That's.. actually a good name." I said, sort of surprised.

He smiled widely as Jasmine reached out for him, flailing her arms around a little.
I then had a brief realisation.

"Does that make us her dads?" I asked.
"I guess so." He replied, more focused on the kid.
"Does.. does that mean-?"
"Shut it."
"Yep-"

There was a moment of silence, except for the kiddo babbling a little. He sat down with Jasmine in his arms. I sat down next to him, smiling softly.

I noticed the kid getting tired, yawning softly. She soon after fell asleep in Austin's arms.
Austin pulled her in close, hugging her gently.

I closed my eyes, deciding to take a nap. Maybe this time I won't be interrupted and electrocuted.

I looked over to Austin.
He looked so calm.
I'd never seen him calm.

I get my heart flutter, but I ignored it. I closed my eyes, letting my mind rest for a while.

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