Austeled one-shots

Mini skits/ dialogue pt 2

1.

"I want you to fuck me rough as I sob into your shoulder and vent about everything wrong with my childhood."
"..uhm.."
"Is that weird?"
Pause.
"I-I'm not sure.."

2.

(Is this targeted to a certain drawing/ drawings I saw? Yes. Is this supposed to be hate? No.)

"I found more rule 34 of us on twitter."
"Of course you did."
Eteled shows Austin the art.
"I mean- I'm supposed to have a dick and a pussy in this. Like, whatever floats your boat, but-"
"Why am I black??"
There's a pause, as the actual realisation set in.
"WAIT WHY ARE WE BLACK??"

3.

Inspo by: R0s3Th0rnBr34thing

Austin walks into the mii channel to Electrocute Eteled as per usual.
"Heyy Henrryyy~!!" He calls out. Eteled flinches, springing up and spawning his axe in. Austin seems confused for a moment at the new accessory.

"Wait, pause. Why are you wearing glasses-??"
"Why do you care?" He cocked an eyebrow. "You planning on breaking them?"

"Not if they're real, no."
Eteled seemed even more suspicious if this. He tilts his head a little, waiting for some sort of explanation.
"What? Am I not allowed to want a fair fight?" Austin questioned.

"You literally teleport every two seconds."
"Uh-" He paused. "Shut up."
"Exactly."
"Whatever. But answer. Are they real?" He asked. Eteled nodded.

"Yeah. I'm not getting any younger you know. That includes my eyes." Eteled rolled his eyes.
"Hm. Noted."

And then they fight, maybe fuck. Who knows? 🤷‍♂️

4.

Eteled was just chilling in bed, when there's a knock on the door.
"Ettyyyyy..."
"Yeah-?"
Austin opens the door, collapsing onto the bed beside Eteled.
"I discovered a new kink I havee..."
"When are you not discovering new kinks?" He chuckled.

"But this one's like.. really easy to judge."
"And have I ever judged you for your kinks before?"
There was a brief pause.
"No..."
"Exactly."

"Okay, okay. I.." He sighs. "I think I have a piss kink.."
"..Honestly, I'm not that surprised."
There's yet another fucking pause.
"Can I ask you something?"
"Mhm, sure."

"Can.." He mentally prepares himself for what he's about to say. "N-Next time we fuck, can I.. Y'know.. piss... on your dick.?"
Both of their faces were a little red now.
"I'll.. I'll have to get back to you on that one."

(It's not a no! :D)
Did I write this because I have a piss kink? Maybe...
"B-But you're a minor!! 😡" SHUT UP‼️

5.

"I'm not that short.."
"Bitch you're literally eye level with my nipples. You're short as fuck."
There's a pause.
"Proof?"

6

"Ugghhhhhhh... my pussy's itchyyyyyy."
"Then itch it."
"It won't unitch."
"You want me to itch it for you.."
He paused, debating whether he should say that.
"-Babycakes..?"
There's a pause.
"Right here, right now baby boy."

7.

"Hey shawty~"
"IM NOT SHORT."
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"S-h-a-w-t-y." He spells it out.
".. Oh."

Can y'all give me some oneshot ideas pls 🙏 just short and sweet stuff I don't have the motivation for multi part oneshots