3rd person
Context: they're best friends
Cw: accent mocking (ofc), mentions of school shootings/ shitty healthcare, knife and gun ext. (if u get offended easily don't read this)
I want to apologise in advance for what you're about to read 💀
Austin and Eteled were sat in the mii channel, talking like usual.
For once, they weren't making fun of each other, until Eteled started subconsciously talking in a British accent.
"Have you heard what's going on in the wii sports area?" He asked.
"Uhm. Yeah I think I know what you're on about." He responded.
Austin went silent for a moment, confused.
"OHHH. I forgot you were British!" He remembered.
"Oh no."
"So you fink ya know whah I'm on abowh?" He mocked.
"Austin. Shut the fuck up." He retorted.
"Oh I'm so very sorry luv. Would yah' like a spotta tea to make up for ih?" He continued.
"Aust I swear to god-"
"Or maybe some crumpehs to liff ya spiri'hs?" He tormented.
"One more word. I dare you." Eteled threatened.
"Or what? You gonna shove scones down my throat?" He remarked.
"No. I might shove a gun up your ass though. How you gonna heal that, since Americas healthcare is shit, huh? Hmm?" He questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"At least we don't have to wait years for help."
"At least we get help without going into severe debt. What if you're getting a liver replacement or whatever, and you can't pay for it? Do they just rip your liver out? Hm?"
Austin couldn't help but giggle a little at that.
"I don't know, what happens when you run out of beans for your toast? Do you stay calm? The answer is no, clearly."
"Touché. But at least British students don't have to wear bullet proof vests to school."
They were so deep into the argument, neither had realised the wii had turned on.
"At least we don't carry knives everywhere we go." Austin teased.
"At least we don't carry guns everywhere we go." Eteled retaliated.
"What the hell are you too talking about??" Sam questioned.
"Teasing him because he's British."
"Teasing him because he's American."
"Both of you are stupid." She stated.
"Anyways, instead of bickering about dumb stuff, do you wanna play wii sports?" She asked
"Yeah, sure. Aust?" He said.
"Yeah, sure British boy." He teased.
"Okay, Aggravating American." He replied.
"You two, knock it off." She commanded.
Austin rolled his eyes and they began to play Wii sports with each other and Austin and Eteled eventually stopped teasing each other and got along.
(PLEASE DON'T CANCEL ME I HAVE A REALLY SHIT SENSE OF HUMOUR LMAO)
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Austeled one-shots
FanfictionGay miis Enemiis to lovers I update this like- once every couple months (if that) usually. Consistency is overrated The writing gets better throughout as I started these oneshots years ago. My writing is much better in more recent ones.
