The Sun & The Stars - Jegulus Oneshots

The Hot Topic of James Potter's Virginity (part1/3) [smut]

Update: I've parted this into 3 parts bc it's too long for just one. In case you've already read this story, I'm sorry to say there's nothing new here, but feel free to drop a heart on the other parts - thanks, loves

Notes: Today's Agenda: Consent is Sexy.

Summary:  After a Gryffindor Party, everyone knows James is still a virgin. He himself doesn't have a problem with that - it's just that now everyone wants to take the virginity of the hot and popular Quidditch player.
Regulus Black isn't interested in his virginity per se - he is very much interested in James, he has had a crush on him for years. He is convinced this situation will be his only opportunity to ever get close to him.

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It started, as it often does, with Veritaserum, a Gryffindor Party and a game of Truth or Dare.

"I'm still a virgin," a truth from James Potter.

"You've never-"

"Never."

"With anyone?"

"No."

"But kissed."

"Yes, I've kissed."

"With tongue?"

"No."

"No?"

"No."

It spread through the castle like a wildfire. James Potter is the popular bloke in the school. He is handsome, rich, smart, captain of the Quidditch team, headboy, and master prankster. He is the perfect mix of hot rebel, fit athlete, and talented wizard.

He is wanted. He is wanted by boys and girls alike, by Gryffindors, Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs (by Slytherins, too, though they are less inclined to admit this)

So, the list of people wanting to date James Potter, wanting to snog him and even shag him in front of the entire student body, wanting to claim him, is endless.

Regulus Black put himself at the top of that list.

He sits in the great hall at breakfast, his eyes on James. James sits at the other end of the hall, at his table between Marlene and Peter (possibly the only two people utterly uninterested in shagging him).

"I'm going to fuck him."

"Who?" Barty asks with his mouth full.

"Potter."

Barty turns and looks over to the Gryffindors, "That one?"

"Are there other Potters here?"

"I really don't get what you see in him," Dorcas says, sitting next to him. She leans over and tries to steal a sausage from his plate, he fends her off with his knife.

"He's hot," Regulus says simply, "If anyone takes that boy's V-card, it will be me."

Dorcas gives up and leans over the table to try and steal from Barty's plate.

"What makes you think – hey, give it back, fuckin – what makes you think he'd choose you with all of those girls and boys throwing himself at him like he's shitting galleons? You're a bitch, Dorcas."

Dorcas winks and eats her sausage.

"I'll find a way to convince him," Regulus says simply.

Barty rolls his eyes and steals a sausage from Evan's plate, who lets him.

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After the Gryffindor's Quidditch practice Regulus waits by the changing rooms. He waits for the players to pool out until only Potter is missing.