The Sun & The Stars - Jegulus Oneshots

(Not quite) Strangers on a Train (fuff) [part2/2]

Summary: Reggie's POV in the form of a group chat between him, Pandora an Barty <3

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Friday, 2:24 pm

Regulus: am on train now – why am I doing this again?

Panda: bc u love your brother & want to mend your relationship

Regulus: nope doesn't sound like me

Panda: it's the new & improved you

Regulus: I don't need to improve myself
I'm amazing

Panda: you could be amazing & have a good relationship with your brother

Regulus: that's it I'm getting off this train !

Regulus: some bloke just sat down next to me
rescue me

Barty: hot 1-10?

Regulus: 9

Panda: oh, how cute, maybe you'll have a romantic train affair

Regulus: no his existence is currently an inconvenience & an annoyance
also he looks like a fuckin gym rat – no thank you

Barty: so he is exactly your type?

Regulus: ONCE
once have I dated a gym rat when will you let me live it down?

Barty: never ❤️

Regulus: The bloke is weird af – he just stared at me like a maniac

Barty: maybe he stared bc your hot??

Panda: see you already have something you 2 agree on
how romantic

Regulus: fuck off

3:27 pm

Regulus: I hate the GWR
I hate trains
I hate my brother
I hate you
and I fuckin hate Swindon

Barty: What is Swindon?

Regulus: I have no fuckin clue! But I'm in Swindon bc some wanker broke the train

Barty: 😂😂😂

Regulus: did I already say that I hate you?

Panda: how r you getting to wales now

Regulus: over Bristol
next train is coming in 20 minutes or so
guess what the hot bloke from before is at the same fuckin station
he talked to me
who does that? Who just comes up to another person & talks to them?
I bet that bloke was raised in a village – they do shit like that

Panda: you and your never-ending list of things you hate: Trains, Rain, Snow, Wind, Heat, Cold

Barty: Apple crumble, Raisons, Orange (colour), Orange (fruit), the fact that no word rhymes with 'orange', - generally there is a lot of hate against the concept 'orange'

Panda: Teachers, dogs, birch trees, birds, bronze, facial warts on others,

Barty: the words "bosom" "bum" "tongue" "whiskers" "thumb" "biscuit" "knocker" "knickers" "bush" "pimple" "belly button" and "chestnut

Pandora: And now Swindon and villages

Regulus: And village people – also oranges are everything wrong with this world and I am right about that

Regulus: Far more important! Hot bloke (james) just had a phone call – you won't fuckin believe with whom

Panda: elton john