Stray Kids - The Chat

jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)

i wrote this at 2 AM so this is going to be be weird

sexylexi123: whats such a handsome devil doing here 😉 

Jeongin: to meet girls like you silly 😍

sexylexi123: you look so edible 

Jeongin: i wrote i poem for you! wanna hear it?

sexylexi123: all i wanna hear is your moans 

Jeongin: uhhh anyways, 

Jeongin: 

I love you more than the sun and moon
I loved you since you left the womb
I love you though you are quite hairy
And I never find it scary
Even when you pick your nose
My love for you only grows 🥰🥰🥰🥰

seen 

Jeongin: lexi if you ghosted me i will turn you into a ghost (with rizz) 

sexylexi123: that poem of your already blasted my soul out of my body you crackass  goblin

Jeongin: thats why your ex-boyfriend left you for me 🔥

Jeongin: btw, one time when i was eight my hamster ran away so my dad took a piece of raw chicken and told me it was her and ate it in front of me. 🤷

sexylexi123: damn. is it dead?

Jeongin: of course its dead its been ten years 

Jeongin: those things literally die the weirdest ways 

sexylexi123: i once had a hamster that blew itself up

Jeongin: oh 

Jeongin: i look back and think this type of stuff funny, but i think it was just that tiktok broke my humor 

Jeongin:  i also hear old smelly baboons scavenge the app and basically social media in general looking for unsuspecting minors

Jeongin: but hey, thats how i met you 🤷

sexylexi123: you have tiktok? whats your user?

Jeongin: i also hear theres this spirit that possesses people 🫄

sexylexi123: your humur is goofy 

Jeongin: just like your speeling 

Jeongin: this one time, a good friend of mine downloaded tiktok and when i facetimed them they were all dumb and possessed like BLEHEHELEHEBLEHEE

sexylexi123: tbh tiktok does make you dumb

Jeongin: now...time to pop the question...

sexylexi123: anything 😉

Jeongin: are you really to take on the responsbility of a mother? 

Jeongin: i birthed a 2 month old named Gert will you mother him pls 

sexylexi123: fr? 💀

Jeongin: yes babgril 

Jeongin: he shits everywhere but i still love gert and you will too 

sexylexi123: nty 

Jeongin: i need to wife you up

sexylexi123: fuck gert, we can make our own baby 😉

Jeongin: omg we can name it fifi trixabell 🥰

sexylexi123: omg yes 

Jeongin: fuck you gert 

Jeongin: oh fuck, gert is crying because i forgot to feed him for the 10th time in a row 

sexylexi123: serves that crusty baby right 

Jeongin: i must go now 

sexylexi123: before you go...

*18+ attachment*

Jeongin: is that a tattoo?

Jeongin has blocked sexylexi123

how romantic!

#fuckgert