October 15, 12:03 AM
Felixburg
Jisuck: HELPPP I'M DYING
pizzaslice: lol
oldmanchan: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
dumbass: UR DYING?
Felly: JISUNG IS DYING AHHHHSHDKHA
seungtheman: eh?
Meanho: WHAT HOW WHY
savagefetus: jesus what did you do this time?
Jisuck: lol i'm not dying, i just wanted to get yalls attention
Jisuck: i need answers for a math problem
seungtheman: good luck finding them
dumbass: you summoned us for THAT?
oldmanchan: you nearly gave me a heart attack 💀
seungtheman: omg the poor old man
oldmanchan: i-
Felly: jisung what math problem do you need the answers to?
Meanho: jisung i'm smart I know math too
Jisuck: okay thanks felix
Jisuck: i'll send the image over
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Felly: its 16
Meanho: 1
Jisung: thanks!
Jisung: wait is it 16 or 1
oldmanchan: its sixteen, you do 8 divided by 2 then multiply by 4
Meanho: shut up you old fart, its 1
Felly: but minho its literally 16
seungtheman: guys i hate to admit but im with minho
seungtheman: its 1
pizzaslice: yall are dumb, its literally 1
Felly: i am not dumb!
savagefetus: this whole groupchat is dumb
dumbass: oml it's too late for this, i thought my math days were over
Jisuck: OMG IS IT 16 OR 1? I NEED MY BONUS POINTS
Meanho: its one for fucks sake, do you idiots not know basic math?
seungtheman: use PEMDAS and see
Felly: whats pemdas
pizzaslice: 💀
seungtheman: 8÷2(4)= 8÷8=1
seungtheman: its not that hard
Jisuck: THAT MAKES SENSE, IT'S ONE YALL
Meanho: finally.
Felly: but-
savagefetus: No.
oldmanchan: b-but-
Meanho: shut up
seungtheman: i swear changbin, minho, jeongin, and i are the only actually intelligent ones in this chat.
dumbass: what about me
seungtheman: look at your name dumbass
dumbass: ;-;
savagefetus: well this was a complete waste of time, bye!
savagefetus left the chat
pizzaslice: math is so stupid
Felly: fr like how is knowing the area of someone's coke can going to help me pay my taxes
dumbass: YEAH EXACTLY LOL
seungtheman: you mean the volume?
Felly: oh
I have returned >:D
I made this quick chapter after having an argument with my brother.
I'll make an...interesting chapter next.
Mehehehhehehhehe.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
