Stray Kids - The Chat

the pants predicament

May 6th, 2:01 AM

STRAY KIDS

ilovehyunjin: CAUSE I-I-I'M IN THE STARS TONIGHT

ilovefelix: SO WATCH ME BRING THE FIRE AND SET THE NIGHT ALIGHT

Jisuck: do you think pigeons ever get bored of flying? 

pizzaslice: ?

ilovehyunjin: no like this one time this pigeon was staring at me for a whole 5 minutes at the convenience store. i feel unsafe. 

ilovefelix: i bet pigeons are secretly government spies

pizzaslice: facts. 

Jisuck: do you think fish ever get tired of swimming? 

leeknow: jisung wha-

savagefetus and seungtheman went online 

savagefetus: GUYS SHUT UP THE CRAZIEST THING JUST HAPPENED 

leeknow: OMG TELL US

seungtheman: JEONGIN NO THIS IS SO EMBARRASING 

ilovefelix: TELL US TELL US TELL US

seungtheman: NO PLS

savagefetus: okay so, me and seungmin decided to be sneaky and check out a creepy old abandoned building, right? 

pizzaslice: bro what? who's terrible idea was it? 

savagefetus: mine obviously. i was bored and wanted to go on an adventure. i dragged seungmin along, bc i told him if didn't he had no balls. 

savagefetus: anyway, it's kind of gross and smelled like farts in there, very scary. we were just snooping around until-

seungtheman: THE FUCKING SECURITY POPS OUT OF NOWHERE

ilovehyunjin: *le gasp*

oldmanchan: what were you two expecting? for them to throw you two a feast? bro, this ain't beauty and the beast.

Jisuck: omg that rhymed! 

pizzaslice: spitting bars there. 

oldmanchan: yo wait that actually did! i could totally be a songwriter tbh. 

Jisuck: hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥

savagefetus: NO STOP I'M NOT DONE YET SHUT UP 

oldmanchan: okay okay damn, carry on bro sir. 

savagefetus: so we were sprinting for our LIVES because i am too young to get arrested and sentenced to life in prison. and when i tell you, i was OUT OF THERE i mean it.

savagefetus: then we encounter a fence. like, those spiky ones. i jump it easily, then this unathletic bozo over here attempts to jump it as well, and appeared to be struggling unfortunately. 

seungtheman: you nearly face-planted, jeongin. 

savagefetus: SHUSHHH don't interupt!

ilovehyunjin: so what happened next?

savagefetus: HE GETS FUCKING STUCK. he was hanging by the pants and shit like a depressed pinata. 

pizzaslice: bro what? 

leeknow: LMAO HELP 

ilovefelix: oh my goodness seungmin...

seungtheman: MY PANTS GOT RIPPED OFF BRO. THEY WERE BRAND NEW TOO 

Jisuck: NO WAY WHAT

savagefetus: SEUNGMIN WAS JUST HANGING THERE LIKE A DEAD FISH, LIKE HE COMPLETELY GAVE UP ON LIFE. I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER.

seungtheman: YOU WERE NOT HELPING THE SITUATION AT ALL

ilovefelix: DID YOU TWO MANAGE TO ESCAPE? 

savagefetus: no, we're typing this in our prison cells. seungmin is crying on the floor rn as well. 

ilovefelix: WHAT?!

savagefetus: OBVIOUSLY WE ESCAPED DUMBASS, THEY AINT GETTING AHOLD OF ME THAT EASILY 

leeknow: WAIT so what happened next???

savagefetus: yeah so i had to unhook seungmin from the fence with my hulk-like strength, and was obviously successful despite his very tragic predicament. but that fence straight up SNATCHED his pants, so all he had left were his yellow pokemon boxers. 

savagefetus: we managed to escape though, we just had to sacrifice seungmin's new jeans ✌️ 

seungtheman: STOP NO MY DIGNITY 

ilovefelix: you never had any dignity to begin with tbh 

seungtheman: grrrrr

oldmanchan: 💀

ilovehyunjin: pokemon boxers? help-

Jisuck: you didn't take any videos? 

savagefetus: unfortunately, no. 

Jisuck: shame on you. 

savagefetus: i sincerely apologize, next time i will do better. 

Jisuck: no, shame on you for getting caught! y'all suck at sneaking into abandoned buildings. next time bring me along. 

leeknow: jisung, don't encourage this. 

Jisuck: you are enjoying this as much as i am, aren't you? 

leeknow: tbh yeah. 

ilovehyunjin: LMAO 

savagefetus: shit felt like mission impossible, except seungmin got his pants snatched by a fence 

ilovefelix: that's commitment tbh 

oldmanchan: okay so moral of the story: don't let jeongin take you on adventures. 

seungtheman: learn from my suffering. 

savagefetus: okay but will you still help me with my precal homework like promised? 

seungtheman: No. 

savagefetus: 😞😞😞

🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

𝓞𝓱, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓵𝓪.

Anyway, HAVE A GOOD REST OF YOUR DAY BBGS!