March 15th, 3:34 AM
STRAY KIDS
ilovehyunjin: LET THE SKY FALL
ilovefelix: LET IT CRUMBLE
ilovehyunjin: WE WILL STAND TALLLL
ilovefelix: FACE IT ALL TOGETHERR
oldmanchan: i'd prefer you two not singing that while about to be a 1000 feet in the air
seungtheman: watch out gramps, dont get a heart attack
Jisuck: YO IS CHANNIE ABOUT TO GO SKY DIVING???
ilovehyunjin: wwweeeeee
ilovefelix: HELICOPTER HELICOPTAAA
pizzaslice: no please.
leeknow: have fun sky diving chan!!
oldmanchan: wait what?? no.
oldmanchan: im visiting da fam in australia
savagefetus: oh wow australia! so cool!!
leeknow: omg tell hannah i said hey! she's literally my bestie
oldmanchan: fffiiinnneee
leeknow: thanks!
ilovehyunjin: i miss australia a lot… but korea was definitely worth it
ilovefelix: ❤️
ilovehyunjin: ❤️
leeknow: im giggling and shit, you two are so cute
Jisuck: what about me though 😔 i need attention!
leeknow: jisung im literally spooning you on the couch rn
Jisuck: still…😔
seungtheman: if you're right next to each other then why are you texting?
Jisuck: idk man, why are you all sad and single?
seungtheman: I just snapped my chopstick in half bc of you.
pizzaslice: how tf did you manage that?
seungtheman: pure unbridled rage.
ilovefelix: womp womp.
savagefetus: omg alpha-chan, please dont hurt me 🥺🥺🥺
pizzaslice: i genuinely wish i wasnt alive at this moment.
seungtheman: GAhHHAaHHhh
Jisuck: rawr XD
oldmanchan: why did i read that in george pig's voice.
leeknow: anyways yall, ive got some hot goss
seungtheman: who the fuck even says goss these days??
leeknow: i do hoe
savagefetus: goss
ilovehyunjin: omg purr 💅💅
leeknow: girlboss gatekeep gaslight
Jisuck: SLAYYY 🔥😍😍🫦🫦🫦
ilovefelix: okay guys shut the fuck up i wanna hear the tea.
seungtheman: spill lee know!
leeknow: okay so basically one of my coworkers tried fucking my manager. she's like 30ish, while the guy is in his late 50s and HELLA ugly, like he looks like that one short king guy from Shrek that got hard from looking at fiona. the lady is fairly new to the job, but she's weird asf and barked at me once. i think it was her way of seducing me or something (it didn't work), because she started crying when i told her was taken (and gay). she set her upon my manager, since that was apparently plan b. long story short they both got fired since the CEO caught my manager giving earth shattering backshots to her in the janitor's closet. i didnt see much, of it, and im glad i didn't because one of my fellow coworkers saw it and said her ass looked like the japanese flag. a few days ago a new manager pulled up, looking like fucking kris jenner. i told him he looked like alarmingly like the oncelor, which apparently made him cry and quit the next day since i “brought him to tears” and insulted his ever so lovely fashion choices, which were absolutely ass. oh yeah, then i got fired for throwing throwing a muffin at someone :D
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
