Stray Kids - The Chat

jisung bakes a cake

September 9, 11:45 AM

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Jisuck: yall my moms birthday is today and i need to bake a cake.

dumbass: she deserves better smh. happy birthday anyway.

Felly: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JISUNG'S MOM 🎊

Meanho: it's 11:46 AM what the fuck is going on.

ohhhh tell your mom i said happy bday.

Jisuck: thank you daddy minho. anyways, can y'all help me bake a cake

dumbass: how do you expect us to do that?

Jisuck: like gimme instructions and stuff. use your miniscule brain you dumb flesh lump

dumbass: shush you minho-sniffing hoghag 

Jisuck: i would throw you to the wolves, but not even they would want to taste your bitter beef

dumbass: fuck off you reprehensible reptile

Meanho: I didn't even know you knew that word hyunjin

 now do you still need a cake? 

Jisuck: YES PLS DADDY HELP ME MAKE A CAKE EVERYONE

Felly: i'm flattered that you thinkthat i know how to bake cake. the best i can do is brownies and they suck ass.

dumbass: dude they're good 🤷i especially enjoyed eating one

Felly: shut up that was my last one you twat

Jisuck: GUYSS help me with the cake plzzz

Meanho: just google it up dipshit 

Jisuck: omg why didn't I think of that 🤯darling, you're a genius!

Meanho: because you have the iq of a used piece of tissue

dumbass: can i go to bed now. i'm tired of being woken up by you fuckfaces.

Felly: bestie no one wanted you here to begin with you're welcome to leave 

Meanho: OOOOO

Jisuck: i'll update y'all when I make the cake 🥰

dumbass: please don't

—Time skip brought to you by Chan's bbl—

Jisuck: guys how do I use a protractor

Meanho: what the fuck why do you need a protractor

Felly: he's trying to measure the size of his remaining 3 brain cells

dumbass: true

Meanho: you just put the curvy part on whatever shit you're measuring and it will align with whatever degrees you need or something like that.

Jisuck: OMG TYYYYYYYSMMMM ILY

Meanho: ew.

dumbass: so remind us again why you need a protractor?

Jisuck: i need the cake to bake at 45 degrees.

Felly: what-

Jisuck: fine i'll send a picture.

see? it's cookin' and shit 

Meanho left the chat 

Felly added Meanho to the chat 

dumbass: i'm rlly wondering who's the dumb one here.

Meanho: HOW THE FUCK- jisung how in the name of chan's jungle of gray nose hairs are you this fucking thick

Felly: LMAO IMAGINE BEING THIS DUMB

Jisuck: omg what. I followed the instructions!

Meanho: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AT 45 DEGREES CELSIUS DIPSHIT HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT

Felly: FR DID THIS GUY NOT ATTEND SECONDARY SCHOOL OR SOMETHING

Jisuck: I in fact did not.

Meanho: get off my screen

Jisuck: help what did i do wrong