September 11, 12:00 AM
death.
seungtheman: you guys i have some sad news.
Meanho: did you break your tailbone?
seungtheman: nope, this isn't as bad as breaking a bone....someone we know has passed away
Felly: omg who died :(
Jisuck: is it chan?
seungtheman: unfortunately he passed at the age of 2,156-
wait how do you know???
Jisuck: *wink wink*
Felly: *le gasp*
seungtheman: anyways, tragically his old bones were too weak to support him as he fell off a ladder and became a pancake on the pavement (this is the part where you cry)
Jisuck: omg rip bangchan/chan/oldbaldingman 5th BCE-2023 (i def didn't have anything to do with this)
dolphIN: i'm crying. he was so pure.
oldmanchan: SEUNGMIN STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD FOR FUCKS SAKE
savagemaknae: i can still hear a small annoying buzz in my ear
Meanho: omg i can still hear him screaming for us as well
changtrashbin: so the ghost that was staring at me at the gym was chan?
Felly: why do such good people have to die :(
dumbass: well if you had to choose between a good and bad brownie, which one is leaving the plate first?
Felly: the bad one because i would've thrown it away
oldmanchan: ARE YOU SAYING I DESERVE TO BE IN THE TRASH?
Felly: initially, no. but i am now :D
savagemaknae: i STILL hear weird buzzing sound in my ear screaming obscenities. turn it off.
oldmanchan: minho is also old why don't you guys bully HIM
Jisuck: cause he's beautiful and you're not.
Meanho: aww ilyy
Jisuck: OMG REALLY?!?!
Meanho: No.
Seungtheman: the funeral is in five minutes yall. we have to mourn the death of our lovely leader.
oldmanchan: *lifts belt*
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
