March 30th (after the big ol' party/sleepover)
h+f 4 eva
chickenugget: HYUNJINN WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEE???
chickenugget: IM GOING TO KMS IF YOU DONT ANSWER
chickenugget: WAHHHH IM SOBBING
chickenuggetworshipper: WHAT NO DONT CRY PLS PLS PLS
chickenugget: yay you're here :D
chickenuggetworshipper: what happened??
chickenugget: i woke up alone on the bed and you weren't there :(
chickenuggetworshipper: im just doing my skincare, dw!!
chickenugget: okay...
chickenugget: but i want kisses :(
chickenuggetworshipper: ill be right there.
chickenugget: :)
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minho is daddy
squirrel: you're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you <333
catgod: ...
catgod: why did you feel the need to do that...?
squirrel: i was hoping you'd get mad and pin me up against the wall
catgod: i dont think it works like that
squirrel: wow you're really going to turn me down like that? 😔😔😔
catgod: yk you could've just asked...
squirrel: pin me up against the wall pls
catgod: Sure.
😏😏😏😏😏
gym bros 💪
chrispy: Bro.
SeoChangbin: what
chrispy: Bro...
SeoChangbin: what??
chrispy: BRO?!
SeoChangbin: JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS IT???
chrispy: i just realized one of the doors to the bathroom came off. idk what to do.
SeoChangbin: i think that was jeongin's fault.
chrispy: makes sense...
SeoChangbin: ...so what do you want me to do about that again?
chrispy: idk how to fix it. help me pls, i have an inspector coming in later today and if a door magically broke off it would look kind of bad for me.
SeoChangbin: bro this is some shit rodrick heffley would do
chrispy: PLEASE BRO
SeoChangbin: okay okay fine
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Chan's Wig Snatchers
wigsnatcher1: Jeongin, Report.
wigsnatcher2: Mission to snatch Chan's weave was unsuccessful.
wigsnatcher1: Roger that. Next time he won't be so lucky. Now Jeongin, why did the mission fail? It was foolproof bruh.
wigsnatcher2: It appears Chan has used some type of magic glue to attach his wig to his scalp. It looks almost like real hair or something.
wigsnatcher2: I discovered the strange substance when I pulled on Chan's hair really hard when on his bed, and all he did was scream in return.
wigsnatcher1: ...Jeongin, reread that sentence.
wigsnatcher2: I worded that wrong.
wigsnatcher2: I meant that he snuck up on him while he was about to go sleep and attempt to snatch his wig, ended in failure.
wignsnatcher1: Roger that.
wigsnatcher3: It appears you two are both morons.
wigsnatcher1: Incorrect, what a outrageous accusation. I will kill you.
wigsnatcher1: wait, who the fuck-
wigsnatcher2: SOCKS-???
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*Your girl didn't know whether to laugh or cry.*
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
