Sorry bbgs I got knocked out by a tennis racket so I couldn't update for a little bit :)
Anyways, please enjoy the chapter, and have a great rest of your day (or night!)
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February 15, 7:30 AM
STRAY KIDS
ilovefelix: I'M FEELING LONELY 💔💔💔
ilovehyunjin: OH I WISH I'D FIND A LOVER THAT CAN HOLD ME 🥺🥺🥺
ilovefelix: NOW I'M CRYING IN MY ROOM
leeknow: Seungmin @ Socks
seungtheman: NO STOP I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS
leeknow: lol
savagefetus: homies, if i think the girl sitting next to me is pretty what should I do?
oldmanchan: get to know her better, maybe meet up in the library or something
Jisuck: stfu chan you're boring
Jisuck: ASK IF SHE'S SINGLEE
Jisuck: maybe use one of my legendary pickup lines while you're at it
savagefetus: okay thanks jisung!
seungtheman you guys are setting him up for failure💀
Jisuck: hey it worked for me 🤷
leeknow: FOR FUCKS SAKE jeongin do what chan says, just take it slow and make sure she's comfortable
leeknow: then ask if she wants to work afterschool or go get coffee
leeknow: AND DON'T JUST WALK UP TO HER AND TELL HER SHE'S LIKE A FART YOU CAN'T HOLD IN
Jisuck: aw man
savagefetus: okay thanks
seungtheman: good luck homie!
2.5 mInUtEs lAtEr
savagefetus: she was taken.
oldmanchan oh.
Jisuck: SEE HE SHOULD'VE TOOK MY ADIVCE
leeknow: YOUR ADVICED SUCKED
savagefetus: Sobbing, screaming, crying down the wall.
savagefetus: WHY CAN'T I FIND LOVE
leeknow: dw jeongin you're still young, you'll find someone eventually
ilovefelix: I BELIEVE IN YOU JEONGIN, YOU'LL FIND THE PERFECT GIRL EVENTUALLY
ilovehyunjin: or a hot rich man, but smash either way
ilovefelix: we just did last night tho
ilovehyunjin: ohh right yeah. anyways-
savagefetus: HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE
seungtheman: TOO MUCH INFORMATION YOU TWO
ilovehyunjin: lmao
Jisuck: LEE KNOW WHEN WILL IT BE OUR TURN?
leeknow: just you wait.
Jisuck: 😏😏😏
savagefetus: OMGGG AHHHH
seungtheman: who knew gay people being gay could break jeongin out of his heartbreak.
oldmanchan: FELIX, HYUNJIN, LEE KNOW, AND JISUNG this is a GROUPCHAT!!
ilovefelix: stfu old baldie you're just mad you get no bitches
Jisuck: aside that one chick he banged a few months back lmao
leeknow: BAHAHHAHA
ilovehyunjin: that shit gave me hemorrhoids.
oldmanchan: for fucks sake why do you guys still bring that up?!
savagefetus: OMG HE DIDN'T DENY IT THIS TIME
oldmanchan: remain silent children you're still single.
ilovefelix: you are too 💀
savagefetus: I am sobbing. I need love.
Jisuck: speaking of single, where the FUCK has changbin been?
savagefetus: ...
leeknow: ...
seungtheman: ...
oldmanchan: ...
ilovehyunjin: i think he's dead.
Jisuck: shii that's crazy
ilovehyunjin: nah homies he's not dead lol i think
leeknow: no bc what if he is, he is usually in here yelling at jisung
seungtheman: isn't that your job?
leeknow: yeah but changbin helps ig
Jisuck: ily too babe
savagefetus: I'M SOBBING, WHO WILL WE BULLY NOW?
pizzaslice decided to go online
pizzaslice: guys someone told me to oil up under one of my gym posts on insta
pizzaslice: wtf do i do
Jisuck: shit he's alive
ilovehyunjin: HE LIVES YAYAYAYA WELCOME BACK MATE
pizzaslice: ???? huh????
pizzaslice: wait damn jeongin got rejected by a woman? lmao that's crazy💀
savagefetus: Oil Up.
leeknow: WTF HUH?
ilovehyunjin: JEONGIN???
savagefetus: jk lol
leeknow: ...alright guys i'm heading to work bye bye
Jisuck: 😉😉😉
leeknow: 😏😏😏
pizzaslice left the chat
Socks: wtf.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
