Y'all should I just give up on keeping up w/ the dates?? 😭😭😭I'm like 4 months off.
Anyways, enjoy >:D
January 2nd, 12:01 AM
STRAYKIDS
ilovefelix: RED FIVE DIAMONDS IN MY BAG
ilovehyunjin: IF YOU WANNA SEE IT, DANCE TO BEAT LIKE THAT
ilovefelix: MY MAMA SAW IT, AND OH MY GOD DANG
ilovehyunjin: OKAY I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN MY BAG
savagefetus: ate that up fr fr
Jisuck went online
Jisuck: GAYS AND SLAYS I AM NO LONGER SINGLE
Jisuck: YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T PULL, YET I DID
ilovehyunjin: OMG BESTIE I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
savagefetus: AHHHHH
ilovefelix: huh? jisung finally has a boyfriend?
seungtheman: wait really?
oldmanchan: omg who is the lucky man?
leeknow: me obviously you old fart.
Jisuck: <3
leeknow: <33
savagefetus: OH MY GOD I'M SCREAMING
ilovehyunjin: i'm going to hurl
pizzaslice: wow jisung actually did it
Jisuck: i have W rizz
oldmanchan: omg what did y'all do for the date?
leeknow: we went to a pier, then ate at an Italian restaurant.
leeknow: then jisung sneezed into a fucking pasta bowl and got sauce everywhere
Jisuck: sorry about that :(
leeknow: dw i still love you
pizzaslice: this is cute but feels so weird. leeknow isn't screaming at jisung.
ilovefelix: you two are so cute ahdhkdhdkf
oldmanchan: wait what did you and hyunjin even do on your first date?
ilovehyunjin: we went to an carnival, and then ate donuts in front of this dumb bird the morning after
ilovehyunjin: stupid loser BAHAHAHA
ilovefelix: it shat on me.
ilovehyunjin: oh right sorry.
seungtheman: imagine getting shat on by a bird during a date.
pizzaslice: imagine still being single.
seungtheman: dude you're single as well
pizzaslice: oh true
savagefetus: nah seungmin, you have Socks.
seungtheman: wtf no screw that guy i hate him
Socks: Damn that's crazy.
leeknow: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS COME FROM?!?!?
Socks: i literally never left, nerd.
Socks: oh btw congrats :D
leeknow: aw ty!
Jisuck: :)
pizzaslice: GET OUT
Socks: stfu you're vertically challenged
pizzaslice: stfu you're horizontally challenged
Socks: you're just mad my ass is fat
seungtheman: flat*
Socks: stfu i bet you're you're diagonally challenged
seungtheman: bro what is that supposed to mean?
seungtheman: wait a damn minute...
seungtheman: BRO FUCK YOU SOCKS
Socks: aight bet.
savagefetus: gasp
seungtheman: WAIT NO
savagefetus: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ilovehyunjin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jisuck: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seungtheman: STOP IT
oldmanchan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ilovefelix: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
leeknow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seungtheman left the chat
Socks: ah poo.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
