September 14, 7:30 PM
tehe
Jisuck: guys is it true that duolingo hunts people down.
because....i lost my 2,479 days streak.
Felly: you're doomed lol
oldmanchan: what language jisung?
Jisuck: korean
Meanho: jisung your korean is fine
Jisuck: ik i just like getting all the answers right
Meanho: but you're still gonna die lol
seungtheman: yeah lmao if you see a big green psychotic bird watching you sleep with a knife don't come crying to us.
savagemaknae: what's wrong with duolingo? he's just some green bird.
Felly: YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LEGEND OF DUOLINGO?
savagemaknae: can you not read?
oldmanchan: basically it hunts down you and your family if you don't keep your streak or forget your lessons :0
savagemaknae: terrifying. im dying of terror rn.
pizzaslice: is that sarcasm i hear?
Meanho: we're texting not talking dipshit
pizzaslice: why you gotta be so rude-
Felly: dOn't You kNow iM hUmAn TOOOOooooo
Jisuck: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDDEEEE
dumbass: IM GONNA MARRY HER ANYWAYYYYYY
seungtheman: can we go back to the fact that our jisuck is fucked?
Jisuck: um guys someone is knocking on my back door
Felly: OMG ITS THE BIRD JISUNG RUN
savagemaknae: it's not the bird lmao
dumbass: JISUNG SAVE YOURSELF DUOLINGO IS COMING FOR YOU NOT THAT I CARE
Jisuck: ....i hear someone walking to my bedroom
seungtheman: should have kept your streaks lol
Jisuck: ITS BANGING ON MY DOOR OMG OMG HELP ME
dumbass: lmao it was not nice knowing you jisung
oldmanchan: no like what if its actually the bird
Meanho: where do you want your funeral?
Jisuck: WE HAVEN'T HAD OUR WEDDING YET WAIT
Meanho: just find a knife or something and stab it
Jisuck: WHO KEEPS A KNIFE IN THEIR BEDROOM????
Meanho: i do
seungtheman: ^^
dumbass: ^^^
savagemaknae: ^^^^
pizzaslice: ^^^^^
Meanho: jisung just find some microwave or heavy book, hide near the door, and when it comes in kill it.
oldmanchan: minho, you're going to get the idiot killed.
Meanho: no im not. this is a very smart plan.
Jisung: i found a ladder, is that good enough?
Meanho: where the fuck-
seungtheman: KILL DUOLINGO WITH A LADDER YAS
oldmanchan: im really not sure about this...
pizzaslice: tbh no one cares. MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!
savagemaknae: bird or not there's a trespassing bebop in jisung's house, so i say he kills them.
Jisuck: guys shut up the bird is here.
and if i die, i'm sorry for any bad deeds i've done. minho, i want to let you know i love you and you're the hottest guy ever. you very well could be an old balding man with long moldy toes, but i'll always love you for as long as i live (which may not be very long) <3
Meanho: if you manage to kill the bird then i might consider saying that back
Jisuck: OMG YESS IMA KILL THAT CRUSTY BIRD BRB
savagemaknae: i have long toes
time skip brought to you by hyunjin's americano (joha joha johaaa)
oldmanchan: it's been 10 minutes jisung are you alive?
dumbass: ....
pizzaslice: ....
seungtheman: he's dead y'all
Meanho: LMAO IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY DUOLINGO
savagemaknae: oh nooo :( anyways, who wants to play among us?
dumbass: OOOH OOOH ME MEMEME
Jisuck: i live.
Meanho: fuck. did you at least kill the bird?
Jisuck: no it was just my mom :( turns out she lost the keys and had to enter through the back door.
Felly: PLSSS LMAOOOO
Jisuck: i am now grounded for attempting to hit her with a ladder.
oldmanchan: mate that was very stupid
savagemaknae: told y'all the bird was fake. now jisung, send your prayers because i'm gonna kill you bc im bored.
Jisuck: NO PLS I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE
dumbass: beautiful only applies to me, so jeongin has my permission to murder jisung.
Meanho: can i join in, O Great Gorgeous Hyunjin?
dumbass: sure why not
Meanho: YAY! JISUNG YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE-
Jisuck: *screams without the s*
oldmanchan: that's my cue to leave.
pizzaslice: what grandpa said.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
