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September 12, 9:00 AM
slaying the day

Changtrashbin: yall i need your opinions on something. be honest.

does my hair look good?

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does my hair look good?

seungtheman: are you expecting compliments? bc you aint getting them.

Felly: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL BINNIE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOD

Meanho: our first face reveal was a fucking jumpscare. i'm scared the rest of yall will give me a heart attack

Jisuck: lmao your head is shaped like a dorito. daddy minho, don't you agree?

Meanho: fuck off, jisuck. and yes, he looks like a tortilla chip.

Seungtheman: plss it actually does

dumbass: #pizzaslice

Oldmanchan: be nice, kids. you look great changbin!

pizzaslice: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS I LOOK GOOD and who tf changed my name?

Felly: who am i a roach? 

Jisuck: i changed the name tehe

Meanho: you are either a pizza slice or trash bin. one or the other.

savagemaknae: can you see with that hair?

pizzaslice: i wish i couldn't. i wouldn't have to look at y'alls ugly faces all the time.

dumbass: says the dorito chip.

pizzaslice: sleep with one eye open, fuckface.

savagemaknae: buddy the worst you can do is increase the size of your triangular disproportional face so mathematical formulas at school are harder.

Meanho: im so proud right now

pizzaslice: imagine still taking school

savagemaknae: imagine dropping out and ending up with a job at KFC.

Felly: HE NEEDS SOME MILKK

oldmanchan: kids this is not nice. we should all get along!

Seungtheman: aren't you dead, gramps?

dumbass: chan is dead.

oldmanchan: I. AM. NOT. DEAD. 

Jisuck: yall hear something? bc i don't.

Seungtheman: ...

Felly: ...

Meanho: ...

savagemaknae: *caw caw*

dumbass: *aGgResSivE tWerKinG*

seungtheman: OMG GET IT AYE AYE AYE

Jisuck: AYE AYE AYE AYE

dumbass: YUH YUH YUH *twerks*

Felly: SING IT WITH ME MATES! FROM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

dumbass: ??? from the top make it drop ???

Seungtheman: get a bucket and a mop 😫

Jisuck: IM TALKING WAP WAP WAP

pizzaslice: MACARONI IN A POT

Meanho: macaroni? the fuck? we singing about mopping up macaroni?

dumbass: idk what they're talking about either.

oldmanchan: don't watch this jeongin. you're too innocent.

savagemaknae: why yall skipping lines? THATS SOME WET ASS POOSAY HUH

oldmanchan: b-but the b-baby o-omg

savagemaknae: im not a baby old man. and did you just stutter over text!?!?! weirdo.

oldmanchan: shush child. i was here on this earth like 4 years before you, so i know what to do with my life.

savagemaknae: go break a hip instead of talking to me you old geezer. 

Felly: the child has all the sass we didn't know we needed. 

savagemaknae: UwU 

Meanho: lmao how the fuck did this conversation go from dorito man's disproportional triangular face, to chan reincarnating, then the wap, then back to chan being an old geezer.

Felly: because we slay obvi

Jisuck: poosay

Felly: POOSAY TIGHT POOSAY GOOD POOSAY FRESH

Seungtheman: ...felix how much time do you spend on tiktok? 

am I the only one who can't unhear the domino remix? i swear tiktok ruined the song lmao

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