November 3rd, 5:00 AM
Felixburg
Felly: TO YOU IN THE RAIN OF FATE'S ARROWS
savagefetus: TO THE BOUNDARY WITHIN ME FACING
Meanho: GIVENN OR TAKENN OHH
seungtheman: wth it is 6 in the morning why are you up this early?
oldmanchan: omg is that enhypen?
Meanho: nah it's txt
oldmanchan: wait really?
Meanho: no.
pizzaslice: omg slayy
savagefetus: ITS YOU AND ME IN THIS WORLD
Felly: AGAIN COME TO ME, TIE ME
savagefetus: IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE ME
Meanho: JUST COME KISS ME AND BITE MEE
Jisuck: yes daddy.
Meanho: when did you even get here
Jisuck: idk
seungtheman: tbh this is very bad for our brains, we should be sleeping
pizzaslice: literally hyunjin is the only one that sleeps in
Meanho: he sleeps until like 3 in the afternoon and shit
Felly: he's literally snoring rn he ain't waking up any time soon
Jisuck: bahahahah loser
oldmanchan: wait you sleep together? aww
Felly: duh he's my boyfriend
Meanho: omg so cute 🤩🤩🤩
savagefetus: i have a ship name hehehe
Felly: huh?
savagefetus: nvm
seungtheman: i feel like we're the type of people who complain about not getting enough sleep while simultaneously binge watching anime and k-dramas at 3 am
pizzaslice: just described me fr
Felly: i try to sleep, but then a new episode of my fav anime comes out then i end up staying up all night
oldmanchan: what's sleep?
Meanho: i always try to sleep in, but then a bunch of kids spam enhypen lyrics into a group chat
savagefetus: omg im so sorry for waking up 😔😔😔
Meanho: nah it's enhypen no need to apologize
Felly: we'll spam txt tomorrow
seungtheman: what's txt
Felly: bit-
3:01 PM
dumbass: good morning besties!
Felly: good morning! <3
dumbass: <33
seungtheman: hyunjin its past lunch time what the hell
dumbass: you all should now by now i need my beauty sleep
pizzaslice: beauty sleep my ass
Felly: hyunjin you look wonderful either way :)
dumbass: thank you felix!
Meanho: 🤩🤩🤩
Jisuck: this could be us but you playing
Meanho: shut up you still drink noodle juice
dumbass: anyways i had a nice dream where i dyed my hair
dumbass: should i dye it
Felly: i like the red but it's up to you
oldmanchan: what color? i bet i can give you tips.
seungtheman: chan you're bald, what tips can you give?
oldmanchan: OH NO DON'T START THIS AGAIN
seungtheman: you're wearing a wig though
pizzaslice: brings me back to the days when we bullied everyone for being bald
oldmanchan: you still bully me for being so old and 'bald'.
seungtheman: chan nice wig, what is it made of?
savagefetus: PARK JINYOUNG'S CHEST HAIR!!!
seungtheman: nice one jeongin!
dumbass: okay, chan is bald, blah blah blah
dumbass: now let's discuss my luscious locks
pizzaslice: boi this is chan's moment
Meanho: you're hair just a little sweaty ig
dumbass: NOOOO
oldmanchan: OKAYY hyunjin what color do you want to dye it?
dumbass: green
oldmanchan: ...
Meanho: ...
seungtheman: ...
Felly: hyunjin if you dye your hair green you're going to get renamed shrek or something even worse. just a warning.
savagefetus: but shrek is daddy though
Jisuck: wtf bro green is the shittiest color
hyunjin: why?
Jisuck: it's cursed
Jisuck: it's the color of satan's piss.
pizzaslice: what
Jisuck: it's the color of VOMIT, BROCCOLI, and other NASTY ASS things
Meanho: like the only reason why people say green means go is bc they tryna run away from it
oldmanchan: but isn't green everywhere? like veggies and trees and stuff
Felly: eat ur veggies kids tehe
savagefetus: no.
dumbass: i eat my veggies and i shall now dye my hair green!
Meanho: NOOO
oldmanchan: KEEP THE RED PLS
dumbass: okay okay fine ugh i'll keep the red
seungtheman: YAYYY
dumbass: tbhh i should actually get a a mohawk
seungtheman: BIT-
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enhypen slays
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
