December 8th, 12:01 AM
STRAYKIDS
savagefetus: who wants to hold toes?
oldmanchan: jeongin its literally 12:01 AM what the fuck
pizzaslice: why am i always waking up to this
seungtheman: no literally
ilovehyunjin: I CAME HERE TO DROP SOME MONEY, DROPPING ALL MY MONEY
ilovefelix: DROP SOME MONEY, ALL THIS BREAD SO YUMMY YEAH
ilovehyunjin: TWERKING TWERKING WHEN I BUY THE THINGS I LIKE
ilovefelix: DOLLARS DOLLARS DROPPING ON MY ASS TONIGHT
oldmanchan: of course its felix who's twerking
ilovefelix: stfu old gasbag
ilovehyunjin: ily bae
ilovefelix: <333
ilovehyunjin: <3333
leeknow: 😍😍😍
savagefetus: Sigh.
savagefetus: you're stupid.
Jisuck: did you just sigh?!??!?!
savagefetus: you're also stupid.
leeknow: excuse us?
savagefetus: ANYGAYS WHOS READY FOR CHRISTMASS 🎊🎊🎊🎄🎄🎄🧑🎄🧑🎄🧑🎄
ilovehyunjin: OMG OMG I AMMM YAYAYA
ilovefelix: me and felix literally put up the tree on november 1st
seungtheman: its funny how literally everyone decides its christmas as soon as the clock strikes midnight on november 1st
Jisuck: ITS TIMMEEEEE
oldmanchan: on christmas we should totally meet up to celebrate!
ilovehyunjin: omg we should do a secret santa!!!
seungtheman: hell yeah
leeknow: BET
savagefetus: whoever gets chosen for hyunjin's rich ass will be lucky frfr
ilovefelix: i will buy everyone a Porsche.
Jisuck: can i get a Lamborghini instead
ilovefelix: No.
leeknow: im going to have to bring them wines and champagne
Jisuck: omg yes rich wine daddy
savagefetus: i can't have wine yet :(
leeknow: orange juice will do then
seungtheman: chan's decaying ass is going to get drunk again
oldmanchan: no i will not.
seungtheman: we'll see.
ilovefelix: we're like this big happy family! i love everyone!
Jisuck: UwU
ilovefelix: i changed my mind. fuck you 🖕
Jisuck: damn
oldmanchan: LANGUAGE YOU ASSHOLE
leeknow: TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE YOU BALD AHH STUPID MF
oldmanchan: oh.
Jisuck: omg bae <3
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
