February 25th, 12:00 AM
STRAY KIDS
savagefetus: help im bored
seungtheman: go to sleep bro, you have finals tomorrow 💀
savagefetus: nahh im watching jjk
savagefetus: but like why's megumi kinda...
pizzaslice: you're so real for that
seungtheman: hold on...why do i feel like something weird is about to happen?
ilovehyunjin and ilovefelix went online
seungtheman: oh hell nah
ilovefelix: KARMA'S A BITCH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER 😞😞
ilovehyunjin: IF I HAD A WISH I WOULD'VE NEVER EFFED AROUND
ilovefelix: WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER I FELT THE KNIFE TWIST
ilovehyunjin: KARMA'S A BITCH
ilovefelix: AND SHE'S WITH YOU RIGHT NOW 😈😈😈
seungtheman went offline
pizzaslice: blocked and reported.
savagefetus: AINT NO WAY
ilovehyunjin: we promised we'd be in here singing at midnight yesterday :D
ilovefelix: 🦟🦗🦟🦗
oldmanchan: um hey mates
oldmanchan: i have slight problem
Jisuck: lmao what did you hair finally fall out?
oldmanchan: ...maybe?
savagefetus: WHAT
ilovefelix: wtf is "maybe" supposed to mean???
seungtheman came back online
seungtheman: OH SHIT WAIT ACTUALLY???
Jisuck: BAHAHAaddJJ
pizzaslice: how the actual fuck-
leeknow: chan, it looks like your time has come...
oldmanchan: you're talking as if your ass isn't 21
Jisuck: stfu chan your old ass is like 69
savagefetus: like imagine still not being a teenager
oldmanchan: jeongin you're an adult too now, you're 18
savagefetus: stfu yéye
seungtheman: chan is half of 44 lol.
ilovefelix: AYO WAIT isn't jeongin graduating high school soon?!?
savagefetus: STFU DON'T REMIND ME I DONT WANNA GO TO COLLEGE
oldmanchan: guys my hair-
ilovehyunjin: omg no my little baby is all grown up...
ilovehyunjin: hyunjin...ig we have to make another one...
ilovefelix: huh? we had a baby?
Jisuck: you guys are both dudes how did you birth a baby 💀
ilovehyunjin: ✨magic✨
pizzaslice: i am uncomfortable.
oldmanchan: guys are you forge-
savagefetus: I AINT YOUR BABY IM A GROWN MAN!!!
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
