September 4th; 9:34 AM
jisung is hot
Jisung:
GOOOODDD MORNINGGGG GAYYSSS
guys guess what!!
um guys, i know yall see this.
plss
i feel alone and abandoned
IT LITERALLY SAYS SEEN BY 7 OTHERS!
seen by 7
Minho: what
Seungmin: what the fuck is that chat name
Hyunjin: change that name back right now
Jisung: no can do fucker. anyway, i have a question.
Minho: better not be a proposal or so help me god-
Chan: jisung what is it?
Jisung: if you hit yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong? 🤯
Felix: 🤯MIND BLOWNN
Hyunjin: OMGGG
Felix: you have never been in a completely empty room in your life 🤯
Jisung: waitt that's actually true
Chan: I don't really see how this is important.
Jisung: forks at restaurants have probably been in hundreds of other mouths 😲
Hyunjin: ew wtf
Minho: i did not need to know that what the fuck
Chan: that's gross
Felix: your being spied on right now by your future self through memories
Chan: you're*
Jisung: so future my knows my every move? and my search history? OMGGGGGGOMG
Hyunjin: that's kind of creepy. HI FUTURE ME, GO FUCK YOURSELF
Minho: YEAH FUTURE ME FUCK YOURSELF
Jisung: I can <3
Minho: fuck off
Felix: what if stars aren't actually stars? what if they are actually holes of a jar so we can breath
Jeongin: What about being in a jar?
Chan: don't mind them child, they're being weird. btw, where do you even get this stuff?
Felix: tiktok 😎 you should try it grandpapa
Seungmin: i see i have a new apprentice
Chan: i'm literally like less that 4 years older than you.
Seungmin: that's still old ew. you're old enough to be my grandfather.
oldmanchan: mate-
you know what i'm not even going to argue anymore
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanficWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
