September 19, 5:34 AM
changbin is a tortilla chip
Jisuck: today is the day.
dumbass: what is it with you people and waking me up at the ass crack of dawn
Meanho: fr yall need to piss off
pizzaslice: shut up guys the visual needs his beauty sleep
dumbass: so changbin agrees that i need beauty sleep
Jisuck: you don't need a beauty sleep you need to hibernate until next spring
Felly: DAMNNN
dumbass: at least I dont have F-list visuals
Jisuck: at least i dont have an ego thats bigger than my iq
Felly: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
oldmanchan: no fighting kids lets be civil about this!
savagemaknae: how does jisung manage to create beef with literally everyone
seungtheman: he's just annoying like that
oldmanchan: be nice kids we're all family here!
dumbass: there must be a mistake then because there is no way my beautiful self is related to you fuckers
Meanho: does that mean if jisung is my sibling he has to fuck off cause thats incest?
Jisuck: uhh im adopted
Meanho: thats not much better 💀
pizzaslice: can we just get to the point? i need to prove im the main visual
dumbass: in your dreams
pizzaslice: ;-;
Jisuck: okay guys shut up let me give my life speech before my selfie blesses your eyes
Meanho: oh fuck no
savagemaknae: oh boy
seungtheman: let me know when he's done
seungtheman went offline
Felly: and i oop-
jisung is typing ....
oldmanchan: holy shit he's typing a paragraph
pizzaslice: BRACE YOURSELVES
Jisuck: *clears throat* Once upon a time, I was a man of beauty, intellect, and youth. Then this fucker with far less youth and beauty and intellect decided he and 5 others were worthy of my presence and forced me to be a part of this chat. Only one was worthy of my presence, and it was this hot daddy named Minho. We underwent some ups and downs but in the end we got married and had our wedding in Paris and had 8 kids. Conclusion: i am still beautiful and yall are not and this picture ima send proves it
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
