September 18, 7:34 AM
im so beautiful
dumbass: i just took a mirror pic and realized how beautiful i look
Jisuck: bestie you look like a donkey
Felly: you probably had a filter on
seungtheman: hyunjin you fr could be featured in that world record's bopk for being unnaturally ugly.
dumbass: you can also go in the world record book for world's smallest brain and worst spelling
dumbass: and i know yall just jealous of my out-of-this world and unmanly visual 💅
Meanho: so you're an alien
dumbass: fuck you
oldmanchan: LANGUAGE
hyunjin: you're not my mom fucker
Felly: do you want us to call your mom?
Jisuck: hyunjin there's a reason why minho is the main visual of our chat and you're not
savagemaknae: HA
dumbass: don't compare me to that turd
Meanho: since i'm a turd, that means you're goat diarrhea
oldmanchan: tbh i should be the visual
seungtheman: you and your receding hairline thats higher than niagara falls? hell no
Felly: im the visual guys
Jisuck: i have no objection to that tbh
pizzaslice: i object
Jisuck: shut up you pyramid
savagemaknae: go away carrot
pizzaslice: shush u doofus
oldmanchan: HEY THATS OUT OF LINE
dumbass: OUTRAGEOUS
Felly: DESPICABLE
Meanho: HOW DARE YOU CALL JEONGIN A DOOFUS
savagemaknae: im crying and breaking down rn
Jisuck: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
pizzaslice: why does everyone gang up on me ;-;
dumbass: OKAY GUYS SHUT UP THE VISUAL IS SPEAKING
dumbass: i shall show you my pic and bless yalls eyes
Meanho: no pls dont
Felly: i already know what you look like you got lips like kylie jenner
Jisuck: oh boy the donkey dropping is going to torment us
seungtheman: i already got the bleach ready
savagemaknae: im scared
oldmanchan: kids shut up hyunjin is going to bless our eyes!
dumbass:
dumbass: god, im beautiful
savagemaknae: ...
Meanho: ...
pizzaslice: ...
seungtheman: ...
oldmanchan: ...
dumbass: you need to pick your jaws off the ground, its understandable 💅
Jisuck: meh your visual ranges from mediocre to average
dumbass: MEDIOCRE? WHY YOU WALL-LICKING MINHO SNIFFING BITC-
Meanho: im just bamboozled how big his hands are
dumbass: my hands are like twenty centimeters long suck on that
Felly: mine are 18 ;-;
seungtheman: lmao you got baby hands couldn't be me
oldmanchan: oh my hyunjin you look beautiful!
dumbass: ew get away old peasant you aren't worthy of my presence
savagemaknae: hyunjin you look gorgeous! 10/10 on visuals
dumbass: omg thank you jeongin!
pizzaslice: so far hyunjin is the only one whos gotten somewhat positive feedback
dumbass: hotter than your ex, better than your next 💅
Felly: amen
Meanho: im still the visual
dumbass: go away turd
Meanho: fight me you donkey
Jisuck: 5 cents goes to minho being the visual after his reveal
oldmanchan: 4 to minho
Felly: 3 cents to hyunjin
savagemaknae: 100 dollars that i am the visual
dumbass: pay up jeongin
savagemaknae: No you lumpy toad
pizzaslice: im obviously the visual
Jisuck: you are in fact not the visual, isosceles triangle
pizzaslice: at least im not a faceless coward
Jisuck: I WILL REVEAL TOMORROW THEN WE'LL SEE WHOS THE VISUAL, CRUSTY TRAFFIC CONE
pizzaslice: GAME ON
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language