October 25, 5:40 PM
Felixburg
Jisuck: EMERGENCY MEETING!
Dumbass: BOOM! WHAT?
leeknow: what's the emergency?
Jisuck: oh shit wait
Jisuck kicked leeknow out of the chat
seungtheman: damnn
savagefetus: did you just-
pizzaslice: jisung-
Oldmanchan: jisung why did you kick minho out???
Felly: top 10 anime betrayals fr
dumbass: OMG YOU KICKED MINHO OUT?!?!?!
Jisuck: sort of lol
seungtheman: why 💀
Jisuck: bc today is his birthday and we need to do something
savagefetus: ohhh
oldmanchan: oh shit true
Jisuck: felix, can you bake a cake?
Felly: they're not the best, but sure!
Felly: hyunjin, come over and help
dumbass: okay i'll be over soon
Jisuck: chan, meet up with changbin and get decorations
pizzaslice: we can get balloons!
oldmanchan: fine by me, lets goo
Jisuck: i'll pick up food and meet up with seungmin and jeongin at felix's house
savagefetus: and the presents!
Felly: we can get him robux and some manga
oldmanchan: i don't think he plays roblox felix
Felly: nah i destroyed him in bedwars like a million times
dumbass: he likes shoes, so I can stop by the shoe store and buy him some cool new shoes
Jisuck: okay good! everyone meet up at felix's place at 6:30, then we can go over to minho's house and surprise him! he said that he was cooking food and dropping off supplies for his old lady neighbor at 7:00, so we'll have around 25 minutes to set everything up
savagefetus: copy that
oldmanchan: when did you become such so good at planning things
Jisuck: idk what i'm saying, but it makes sense
dumbass: OKAY EVERYONE SCATTER!
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"If you ever need anything else, call me." Minho said to the frail old woman as he opened the front door to leave. "Thank you, Lee Minho. And have a happy birthday!" the old lady said, her eyes shining.
Minho smiled softly at her. "Thanks. It is my pleasure. Now please, enjoy your jokbal. It would be terrible if it went cold." Minho said. The old woman smiled, before closing the front door. Minho smiled to himself, humming a song.
He's been helping his old lady neighbor for quite a while now, always dropping off food and making sure she was doing well. All he needed was a red cape, then he would be like Little Red Riding Hood.
He hopped his white yamaha vox scooter, and begun to ride back home. His cats probably missed him.
After arriving at his house the first thing he noticed was a black minivan parked on the curb. Minho got off his scooter, and eyed it suspiciously. Black minivans meant one thing, and he was certainly not interested in getting kidnapped on his birthday.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language