October 2nd, 7:00 AM
Felixburg
Hacker joined the chat
Hacker: Pizza pizza
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Hacker yeeted themself out
oldmanchan: PLS WHAT-
seungtheman: oh.
Meanho: the hell-
Jisuck: BAHAHAHAHA
Felly: IS THAT CHANGBIN??
pizzaslice: WHAT THE HEEL
HE'LL
HALL
HILL
pizzaslice: FLUFF
FORK
DUCK
OH MY GOD-
FUCK
FINALLY STUPID ASS CELL PHONE
Felly saved an image
savagefetus: changbin you look glorious
Felly: excellent picture :D
pizzaslice: JISUNG THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Jisuck: wtf what did i do?
pizzaslice: you're 'hacker' aren't you?
Meanho: why did you automatically assume that Hacker is jisung?
pizzaslice: i just know.
oldmanchan: how did that guy get that picture anyway
Jisuck: idk
pizzaslice: send your prayers jisung because im going to kill you
Jisuck: NO PLS SPARE ME
Jisuck: DADDY MINHO, PROTECT ME
Meanho: changbin can i help kill jisung
seungtheman: can i help too :D
Jisuck: i didnt do anything ;-;
time skip brought to you by Hacker (def not jisung)
dumbass: good morning! such a lovely day!
seungtheman: boi its 1 PM what have you been doing
dumbass: what? i need my beauty sleep
pizzaslice: you need to hibernate
dumbass: oh please, would you like me to show you that fascinating pizza photo from earlier?
Jisuck: DO IT DO IT DO IT
seungtheman: GET THE PIZZA PHOTO
savagefetus: why do we always bully changbin-
Felly: idk its fun
Jisuck: Minhooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oo...[tap for more]
Meanho: omg what
oldmanchan: is it bad that i tried to tap that 3 times
dumbass: you're not supposed to??
Felly: im still tapping??
Meanho: jisung's bitchy ass won't shut the fuck up in my dms help
savagefetus: they're totally dating
Jisuck: 🤩
Meanho: hell no
dumbass: they're like made for each other fr
savagefetus: two idiots falling in love
Meanho: BE QUIET JOE BIDEN for FUCKS SAKE
shit i meant jeongin*
savagefetus: wha-
oldmanchan: PLS JOE BIDEN???
pizzaslice: 💀
dumbass: how did you manage that??? 💀
Jisuck: guys leave my husband alone everyone makes mistakes 🙄
Meanho: why thank you
Jisuck: <33
Meanho: >3
shit
<3
Jisuck: OMGG
Felly: MINHO YOU DID IT
oldmanchan: CONGRATS JISUNG
dumbass: omg he sent the heart back
seungtheman: oooooo
pizzaslice: romantic omg
Jisuck: this is the best day of my li-
savagefetus: i farted and now my toilets broken what do i do
Jisuck: ....
dumbass: ....
Meanho: ....
pizzaslice: ....
oldmanchan: ....
Felly: ....
seungtheman: ...way to ruin the beautiful moment
savagefetus: Mehehehehe
🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽
>3
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