September 26, 3:00 AM
Felixburg
oldmanchan: hello children
seungtheman: why you talking like you want to kidnap me or something
savagefetus: very suspicious chan
dumbass: do you nerds not know what sleep is?
oldmanchan: what's sleep?
Meanho: sleep is the time when YOU MFS SHOULD NOT WAKE ME UP UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET AIR FRIED
Jisuck: can i hop in your bed
Meanho: fuck you
Jisuck: he wants me so bad
Felly: HEY GUYZZZ
pizzaslice: in your dreams, skank
Jisuck: go polish your prism chin or something
seungtheman: *s n o r t*
Meanho: *w h e e z e*
Felly: guys-
pizzaslice: you guys should fear me
pizzaslice: im so scary it literally seeps through my texts ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
Meanho: thats cute.
pizzaslice: WANNA FIGHT?
Meanho: you know that i would mop the floor with you
savagefetus: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Jisuck: no minho my love, this isn't you! 🥺
Meanho: if you use that emoji one more time ill boil you alive
Felly: FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS I LITERALLY FEEL IGNORED
dumbass: im just watching them fight its funny
oldmanchan: felix what is it?
Felly: MY RECENT TIKTOK VIDEO WENT VIRAL OMG OMG
Felly:
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sorry about that goofy quality
Jisuck: OMG SLAY
dumbass: FELIX YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
Felly: well duh of course i am.
oldmanchan: the booty-
Felly: why you looking down there old man
seungtheman: is felix short for felicia or-?
savagemaknae: omg is felix a woman?
Felly: no you doofus i have hair extensions
pizzaslice: you look fabulous felix!
Felly: why thank you
Meanho: what is this tok tik?
Felly: *le gasp*
Jisuck: omg-
dumbass: lmao tok tik?
Felly: tiktok is all i live for, and you don't know it?
Meanho: never heard of such tok tikery
Felly kicked Meanho out of the chat
oldmanchan added Meanho to the chat
Meanho: lmao tik tok is stupid
Felly: get out
Meanho: no.
savagefetus: i once had a conversation with someone a few chapters back about how tiktok makes people stupid
pizzaslice: huh chapters?
savagefetus: nvm
Felly: ANYWAYS you guys are talking to a famous person 💅
Jisuck: which is me 💅
Felly: no its not, go away
savagefetus: Mwehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehhehhehehhee
oldmanchan: the hell-?
savagefetus: i just remembered something mweehhehehehhehheheheh
dumbass: what is it
savagefetus: one of my friends has her birthday today
Meanho: okay?
Felly: aww tell her i said happy birthday!
oldmanchan: happy birthday jeongin's friend!
pizzaslice: ahh a year closer to death
Jisuck: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAYYYY (emperor's new groove version)
pizzaslice: anyways, minho wanna fight?
Meanho: oh my god-
Mwehehhehehehheheh
Yep may 1st is my birthday and I feel old now 🥲
Sorry about this goofy quick chapter LMAO
#stopdestroyingthe4thwalljeongin
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