May 26th, 3:00 PM
STRAY KIDS
pizzaslice: it's very quiet. someone do something stupid so i can feel normal again.
minniemouse: jeongin exists, that's already enough
savagefetus: hoe you're just salty i'm better at mario kat than you are
leeknow: interesting of you to say, considering you fell off the rainbow bridge 5 times
savagefetus: that was all just a well thought out strategy!
leeknow: your strategy is losing? i have failed as a mentor.
savagefetus: shhh don't question it
savagefetus: besides, i'm also a million times better at gaming than any of yall will ever be
minniemouse: i do not care :D
savagefetus: oooh shiver me timbers
oldmanchan: can't we just be nice to each other damn....
ilovehyunjin and ilovefelix went online
ilovefelix: HOLY MOLY
pizzaslice: not again
oldmanchan: great, what happened with you two now? 😐
leeknow: did hyunjin almost die again?
ilovehyunjin: HYUNJIN INHALED A BEE WHILE TAKING PICTURES AT THE BOTANTICAL GARDEN
leeknow: i'm sorry what?
Jisuck: hyunjin inhaled a BEE? LMAO
ilovefelix: YES I INHALED A BEE
minniemouse: i am not even fucking surprised atp
ilovehyunjin: so i was taking a photoshoot for hyunjin, and he doing like a 'tortured prince' type of vibe, all hot and tragic. and then a BEE flew up his nose!
oldmanchan: oh my goodness did he get stung?
ilovehyunjin: hyunjin sneezed it out, thank goodness. but these three old ladies came to check what the heck was happening because he was SCREAMING
ilovefelix: I AM NOT OKAY, THAT SHIT WENT DOWN MY NOSE
ilovefelix: I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS OVER
savagefetus: i can't breadthe halp
minniemouse: neither could hyunjin, apparently
leeknow: is the bee okay?
ilovefelix: iS thE bEe oKay? I JUST GOT FUCKING VIOLATED
pizzaslice: you're just being dramatic
ilovefelix: HOE I ALMOST DIED
Jisuck: and who's fault is that?
ilovefelix: I HATE ALL OF YOU, I'M TRAUMATIZED
pizzaslice: i bet that bee was probably traumatized as well
oldmanchan: i wonder if that bee went to tell its little bee friends what happened
savagefetus: yeah, it probably went "yo pookies, i went inside a human! it was great!"
leeknow: oh erm that's not...
minniemouse: you really need to learn how to properly word your sentences
ilovefelix: WAHHHH
ilovehyunjin: dw love, i'm here to comfort you. by the way, at least the photos turned out great!
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
