November 14th, 1:00 AM
Felixburg
Felly: LET'S PLAY FOREVER
savagefetus: I JUST WANNA BE YOUR DOG
Felly: OH-OH-OH-OH
savagefetus: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
oldmanchan: stop barking
Felly: grrr bark bark
Jisuck: yalllll ketchup and popcorn looking mad tasty rnnn
seungtheman: oml its too early for this
leeknow: STOP IT NO YOU'RE HURTING MY SOUL
pizzaslice: stop with the nasty food combos plssss
Felly: we should sentence jisung to death for even thinking of that monstrosity
leeknow: please do oml
dumbass went online
dumbass: YESS SENTENCE HIM GRR BARK BARK
oldmanchan: stop barking
dumbass: no (ง'̀-'́)ง
oldmanchan: wait wtf how did you do that
Felly: L bozo
Felly: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
oldmanchan: teach me pls
Felly: no.
savagefetus: btw this one time i blew up a microwave trying to pop popcorn.
seungtheman: what-?
savagefetus: i had to put a bag in for four minutes, and it serves for 3. i fucked it up somewhere and when i came back after taking a dump the microwave exploded.
pizzaslice: oh.
leeknow: how did you manage that 💀💀💀
savagefetus: idk but the popcorn still tasted good.
leeknow: i seriously need to teach you idiots how to properly make food without blowing shit up
seungtheman: oh please do, these people are driving me crazy
Jisuck: speaking of tasty foods, should i eat pasta with ketchup?
seungtheman: please don't eat that for fucks sake
leeknow: if you eat fucking pasta with fucking ketchup i would teleport to your house and strangle you alive
Jisuck: strangle me daddy quack quack
leeknow: No.
Jisuck: ah poo
dumbass: bro i just realized i sat on my sunglasses and broke them
Felly: THE VERSACE ONES?
dumbass: yes ;-;
seungtheman: what.
oldmanchan: YOU SAT ON AND BROKE VERSACE SUNGLASSES?
dumbass: unfortunately yeah
seungtheman: damn i remember the time i broke my glasses
seungtheman: that's why i switched to contacts
Jisuck: you used to have glasses?
seungtheman: lol yup
seungtheman: i literally can't see shit without them
seungtheman: i looked like that
savagefetus: YOU LOOK SO GOOD MY MAN
oldmanchan: 🤩🤩🤩
Jisuck: meh you look better when you have your glasses off
seungtheman: you look better with my glasses off as well
Jisuck: ...
Felly: OOOHHH BURNNNN
oldmanchan: BAHAHA WAIT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
dumbass: JAHDFKDFHKDSHFKDHFK
leeknow: damnn
pizzaslice: wow jisung how will you ever recover from that
Jisuck: WAHHHH
leeknow: BRO DO NOT START CRYING AGAIN
Jisuck: WAHHHHHHHHH
oldmanchan: STOP CRYING OR I'LL KICK YOU TO THE STREETS
Jisuck: wah?
oldmanchan: and guys should we change the chat name? we've had it literally for the past like 3 months
dumbass: no.
leeknow: nahh
pizzaslice: yes.
Jisuck: shut up traffic cone
pizzaslice: ;-;
oldmanchan: okay any ideas?
savagefetus: foot warts
seungtheman: tf no
oldmanchan: no we will not name the chat foot warts
Felly: ASSGUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
pizzaslice: mehh
Jisuck: rizzards of ozz
seungtheman: BALD BROS
oldmanchans: NO
seungtheman: bald kids?
dumbass: NOO
leeknow: OOH OOH what about gay kids?
savagefetus: we'd be more like stray kids since our dumbasses keep on getting lost, but that works too
pizzaslice: misplaced children
Felly: tbh i like stray kids better
oldmanchan: alr let's cast a vote! if you vote for misplaced children raise-
Jisuck: STRAY KIDS IT IS
Jisuck renamed the chat to STRAY KIDS
Felly: YASSS
savagefetus: straykids is a very fitting name 😉😉😉
oldmanchan: why are you winking?
savagefetus: nvmm
savagefetus: :)
Mehehehhehe finally
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language