October 5th, 7:45 PM
Felixburg
dumbass: im so bored and lonely
seungtheman: you get no bitches
dumbass: WAH
pizzaslice: oh hell no
dumbass: WAHHH
savagefetus: is he crying-?
Felly: hyunjin shut up pls
dumbass: YOU SHUT UP
oldmanchan: be nice!
Felly: WAHHHHHHHH
dumbass: WAHHHHHHHH
oldmanchan: OMG THE BABIES ARE CRYING
savagefetus went offline
Jisuck: SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSFARTS
Felly: wah?
Jisuck: im preparing for my date with minho and you buffoons spamming WAHHH WAHHH WAHH in the chat is very distracting
oldmanchan: omg is it a real date?
Meanho: IT IS NOT A DATE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Meanho: he actually was coming over to my house, but then i found out jisung drinks noodle juice straight from the pot
Meanho: we are done.
Jisuck: NO PLS
oldmanchan: BRO I SHIPPED YALL
savagefetus: I WAS ALREADY WRITING FANFICS ABOUT THIS ON WATTPAD
Felly: I HAD A SHIP NAME AND EVERYTHING
Meanho: what.
Meanho: the fuck.
dumbass: anyways isn't drinking noodle juice a normal thing?
pizzaslice: i drink it too
Meanho: i mean, not the broth with seasoning
Meanho: he drinks like the drained noodle juice that's left after you boil noodles that YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO POUR INTO THE SINK.
Jisuck: hey it's not that bad!
dumbass: why waste water? plus it tastes good. i do the same with rice juice.
Felly: ew wtf hyunjin
seungtheman: eww you two are gross
savagefetus: what does it taste like?
dumbass: ✨ricey✨
Jisuck: anyways minho im coming over to your house rn 🥰🥰🥰
Meanho: oh great
seungtheman: what are yall planning to do at minho's house ;)
pizzaslice: seungmin there is a child-
savagefetus: shut up tortilla chip
Meanho: we are not doing THAT for your information
Jisuck: we are just going to watch some horror movies
dumbass: ooo i totally love horror movies :D
Felly: sure you do
seungtheman: well have fun you two ;)
pizzaslice: seungmin pls stop
Jisuck: MINHO I'M YOUR FRONT DOORRRRR 🥰🥰🥰
Meanho: fuck.
Meanho went offline
Jisuck went offline
pizzaslice: okay now what
dumbass: WAHHHH
Felly: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
savagefetus: BRO SHUT UP-
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✨jeogiyo noona hokshi namjachingu isseoyo✨
Anyways I'm brain dead right now and I need chapter ideas. Help.
If there is anything you would like to see, please give requests or ideas!
I'm actually wondering what noodle juice tastes like rn 🤔
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
