May 20th, 12:04 AM
STRAY KIDS
oldmanchan: is everyone alive and alright? it's oddly quiet, considering its midnight.
oldmanchan: aight so i'm doing roll call.
Jisuck: I'M HERE!
leeknow: I'M ALSO HERE
pizzaslice: im alive and thriving, against my will.
savagefetus: i'm not dead! idk about seungmin though
seungtheman: bitch you literally just locked me in your pantry
leeknow: oh!
Jisuck: lmao damn that's crazy
savagefetus: oopsie poopsie
seungtheman: 😡😡😡
ilovefelix: NERVOUS, TRIP OVER MY WORDS YOU'RE SO PRETTY IT HURTS
ilovehyunjin: BABY I'M YOURS
ilovefelix: BABY I'M YOURS
leeknow: im tweaking bc of you two
ilovehyunjin: anyways, i'm making brownies! who wants some later?
Jisuck: OOH OOH ME ME ME
savagefetus: SAVE SOME FOR ME PLS
ilovehyunjin: okayy
ilovefelix: make sure they're cute and pretty with sprinkles so i can give you a little photoshoot!
ilovefelix: it shouldn't be a problem though bc you're the one making them.
ilovehyunjin: okayy!
seungtheman: just curious, why does you always need to take photos of literally everything?
ilovefelix: well it's art ig. i basically made felix my muse. he's literally taken over my canvases, sketchbooks, poetry, and my iCloud.
ilovefelix: gotta preserve memories lol.
ilovehyunjin: wait really?
oldmanchan: AWWW
leeknow: *f u c k i n g d i e s*
Jisuck: what's a muse
pizzaslice: 💀
savagefetus: "Over time, the word has come to refer to a person who is an artist's source of inspiration, driving their creativity through the formation of an intuitive, visceral, and complex relationship. Often collaborating with artists in their most seminal works, the muse elevates their status and emboldens their practice."
Jisuck: OHHHH i forgot hyunjin is hella good at art
ilovefelix: thank you bestie.
seungtheman: okay this is REALLY sweet and beautiful and all
seungtheman: but,
seungtheman: i'm still trapped in the pantry.
savagefetus: LMAO minnie is such a loser
seungtheman: call me minnie again and i'm going to kill you 😡
savagefetus: why don't you walk out that pantry and stop me, minnie?
seungtheman: 😡😡😡
savagefetus: uwu bitch
seungtheman: WANNA FIGHT?
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
