September 6, 4:37 PM
cat piss
Meanho: my cat pissed on me
Seungtheman: no one cares
Jisuck: lick it up
Felly: DISGUSTANG
Dumbass: HAHAHAHHH my dog would never. This is why dogs are cooler than cats.
Meanho: you cannot fathom the intensity of the fuck I do not give.
Felly: DAMNNN
Dumbass: i don't want any of your fucks you overgrown toenail
Changtrashbin: DAMNNN
Meanho: hyunjin's iq is smaller than changbin, yet your ego towers above us all
Changtrashbin: don't drag me into this
dolphIN: Guys I just got jumpscared🥹I nearly had a heart attack!
Oldmanchan: *just appears* OMG BABY BOO ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Dumbass: DO YOU NEED A HUG UWU ? NEED A KISS ON THE CHEEK?
dolphIN: ew no the fuck get away you crusty ogres suck my big toe your ugly face was the jumpscare smh
Seungtheman: ...
Changtrashbin: ...
Felly: ...
Jisuck: LMAOOOOOOOO HAHHAHAHHDWOOOHAHAH SAVAGEEE
Dumbass: there goes my ego
Meanho: good riddance
Oldmanchan: alright who corrupted the child? *lifts slipper*
Felly: not me mate
Seungtheman: i don't like children 🤷
Oldmanchan: Jisung?
Jisuck: nah
Oldmanchan: Minho?
Meanho: uwu yes hyung 🥹
Oldmanchan: did you corrupt the child?
Meanho: why would you think that you piece of asparagus
dolphIN: the old potato needs his brain cells checked, poor guy uwu
Oldmanchan: MINHOOOOO I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Meanho: need to find some brain cells first
dolphIN: nice one james
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
