April 16, 10:34 PM
STRAY KIDS
savagefetus: i dare you to say scooby doo, except replace the O's with E's
pizzaslice: wha-?
ilovehyunjin: I'M JUST A HOLY FOOL, OH, BABY ITS SO CRUEL
ilovefelix: BUT IM STILL IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, BABY
leeknow: how many cats would it take to overthrow the government?
leeknow: asking for a friend.
pizzaslice: wtf.
savagefetus: tbh one REALLY determined cat would do the job. it just needs some real anime main character energy.
ilovehyunjin: cataru gojo.
Jisuck: nah, we'd need at least 500. and they all need to be super pissed.
ilovefelix: pissed? those little demons have been plotting the demise of humanity since day one
seungtheman: yeah, a cat learns how to open a door. OMG THE WORLD IS OVERR!!! 😱😱😱
savagefetus: i detect sarcasm
seungtheman: shut up
pizzaslice: why are we discussing this...?
oldmanchan: what type of cats we are talking of anyway? tiny kittens or like maine coons?
leeknow: all cats are welcome to join the cat revolution.
ilovehyunjin: HELL YEAH 🗣️🗣️🗣️
ilovefelix: you mean the pussy revolution? hehe
leeknow: Do not start this again, Hwang Hyunjin.
seungtheman: OOOO
savagefetus: OH SNAP
ilovefelix: okay sorry sorry.
leeknow: You better be.
oldmanchan: lee know be nice!
leeknow: finee
Jisuck: aight, but we're all in agreement that the cat revolution is inevitable?
ilovehyunjin: 🙋
Jisuck: aight, so we'll have to prepare accordingly!
savagefetus: no but like IMAGINE the world leaders trying to negotiate peace while cats are licking their asses on live television and rolling around on computers tweeting shit like "dfjfartjkdf" and "meow meow bitch"
pizzaslice: that wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen on twitter tbh
oldmanchan: X*
seungtheman: stfu jiji
oldmanchan: what the fu-
ilovefelix went offline
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
