April 6th 4:30 AM
STRAY KIDS
ilovefelix: I NEED SOMEONE OLDER
ilovehyunjin: JUST A LITTLE BUT COLDER
Jisuck: TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF YOUR SHOULDERS
Jisuck: welp, it looks like im going after jeongin's math teacher.
pizzaslice: PARK JINYOUNG??
leeknow: not if i get to him first.
pizzaslice: whaddafack
ilovefelix: ...lee know??? you okay?? 💀
leeknow: ever since i started dating jisung ive never been okay :)
Jisuck: OMG HUBBY <33
leeknow: ILYSM BAE <333
seungtheman: jisung, literally why are you like this???
Jisuck: its merely my natural talent that you lowly peasants don't possess.
Jisuck: just when everyone is annoyed, i do everything in my power to make everyone even more annoyed.
pizzaslice: well, you have succeeded in annoying us. congrats!
Jisuck: omg thank you! i strive to do so!!
oldmanchan: speaking of annoying, where has jeongin been?
ilovehyunjin: yeah, we haven't heard from him for a hot minute...
seungtheman: shut up you're going to summon he who must not be named.
ilovehyunjin: JEONGIN JEONGIN JEONGIN
ilovefelix: JEONGIN JEONGIN JEONGIN
leeknow: JEONGIN JEONGIN JEONGIN
Jisuck: JEONGIN JEONGIN JEONGIN
seungtheman: STOP NO DONT SUMMON IT
savagefetus went online
savagefetus: SEUNGMIN DOESN'T SHOWER
ilovefelix: eww
pizzaslice: that came out of nowhere
ilovehyunjin: LMAO
seungtheman: I SHOWER WTF
savagefetus: allow me to elaborate!
savagefetus: so seungmin is helping me with homework at his apartment rn, yeah?
savagefetus: i went to his bathroom to take a piss, but some strange force compelled me to peek inside the shower.
savagefetus: and sitting there in all its glory is a massive bottle of fucking 12 in 1 shampoo, making me repulse in sheer horror.
savagefetus: i had no choice but to make one solution: seungmin doesn't shower.
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oldmanchan: jeongin what got you to make that conclusion? 💀
seungtheman: I SHOWER WHAT THE FUCK
ilovehyunjin: awfully defensive there, hmm?
seungtheman: NO
savagefetus: okay fine
savagefetus: but i bet seungmin goes into the shower once a week and says "lemme just whip out this bottle of shampoo, body wash, body lotion, moisturizer, conditioner, face cleaner, toothpaste, mouth wash, foot exfoliator, pimple cream, sunscreen, ass scrub and just use it all over my entire body."
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
