October 23, 10:38 PM
Felixburg
seungtheman: yo where the FUCK is everyone
pizzaslice: fr the groupchat has been quiet for a few days now
savagefetus: i think it's just the groupchat's idiots have been offline for a while now
4 people went online
Felly: HELLOODJHAHDHFD
Jisuck: HAAAAIIII
Felly: AHBLORFKLAHFLHDF
Meanho: HEHHEHEHEHHEH IDK WHAT IM DOING
seungtheman: here we go.
oldmanchan: where have you been omg i was worried that you got kidnapped or something
dumbass: felix was with me lol
oldmanchan: thank goodness
oldmanchan: wait what
Felly: hyunjin and i were hanging out!
Meanho: really... 😏😏😏
dumbass: minho shut up
Meanho: no but like what were you and felix doing aside from hanging out...😏😏😏
Felly: oh crap
savagefetus: omg minho what do you know
Meanho changed his name to leeminKNOWS
minKNOWS😏: i know all 😏😏😏
seungtheman: tf-
pizzaslice: okay what the fuck is going on
pizzaslice: and change that name, it's weird
minKNOWS😏: okay fine, gimme a sec
leeknowsall: i know all 😏😏😏
oldmanchan: why are you acting so weird
savagefetus: and stop using that sussy emoji
leeknowsall: fine.
Felly: okay...i want to ask yall something
dumbass: felix what are you doing...?
Felly: what is your deepest darkest secret?
Jisuck: hyunjin wears women's underwear.
dumbass: how tf do you know that?
dumbass: FUCK I MEAN-
dumbass: what are you talking about, jisung?
leeknowsall: OMG REALLY BAHAHAHAHA
dumbass: stfu you skank you probably suck jisung's greasy toes
leeknowsall: wha-
Jisuck: THAT'S SO TRUE
leeknowsall: im going to smother you with my pillow
Jisuck: kinky
leeknowsall: wha-
pizzaslice: i sometimes wish i was never in this groupchat.
Felly: OMG GUYS CAN WE GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC
dumbass: for real
Felly: chan, what's your deepest darkest secret?
oldmanchan: my college application essay about wolf furries.
savagefetus: oh.
seungtheman: oh.
pizzaslice: oh.
leeknowsall: oh.
dumbass: oh.
oldmanchan: at least i was accepted;-;
Felly: well okay then. jeongin, what's your secret?
savagefetus: i write great fanfictions on wattpad
savagefetus: oh and ranpoe is my otp ship
dumbass: i'm pretty sure everyone knows that
savagefetus: have you read some of my fanfics? they have great smu-
Felly: OKAY! thanks jeongin! hyunjin...what about you?
dumbass: oh yeah.
leeknowsall: 😏😏😏
dumbass: shut up.
dumbass: oh, and my secret is that i'm dating you.
oldmanchan: oh congratulations!
...
oldmanchan: OH SHIT WAIT HOLD UP
seungtheman: omg you two are dating?!
Felly: yes, we are!
seungtheman: wait stop, that's actually so adorable
pizzaslice: oh wow...
pizzaslice: TOOK YOU TWO LONG ENOUGH GOD DAMN
Jisuck: THAT'S SO GREAT :D
Felly: thank you so much!
dumbass: we started dating a few days ago
savagefetus: have yall done the smoochy smooch?
Felly: yes.
oldmanchan: OOOHHHHHH
seungtheman: ohh so all this weird lee knows shit makes sense now
pizzaslice: how long have you known, minho?
leeknowsall: for a while now lol
oldmanchan: we should officially appoint lee know as minho's new chat nickname
leeknow: perfect!
Jisuck: WELL CONGRATS TO THE LOVELY PAIR!!!!!
dumbass: thanks jisung
savagefetus: this is going perfectly, just like the fanfic i wrote!
oldmanchan: huh?
Felly: what do you mean, jeongin? what fanfic?
savagefetus: oh nvm...
Mehehehehe
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
