September 30 8:34 AM
Felixburg
Felly: guys we've been talking for a like a month we should totally meet up 😎
Meanho: fuck no jisung will propose to me
dumbass: arent you guys already married?
Jisuck: we had our honeymoon at the bahamas
Meanho: no we didnt
Jisuck: it was so romantic <3
Meanho: sometimes i look at you and want to punch you in the face <3
Jisuck: see he wants me
oldmanchan: we should meet up though tbh
seungtheman: what if yall are actually old men and i get kidnapped
Felly: i promise i am not an old man
seungtheman: that statement was directed mainly towards chan
oldmanchan: istg-
Felly: we could meet up at like a restaurant or something
pizzaslice: we really shouldn't
savagefetus: we would probably start a food fight and burn the building down
Jisuck: what about an amusement park? it's a lovely place to propose
Meanho: did we divorce or something. and no, i hate heights. lets go to a cat cafe!!!!
dumbass: no.
oldmanchan: as the leader and founder of this lovely fam i say we volunteer at the city garden!
seungtheman: if we do you'll break a hip grandpapa
Meanho: HAHAHA
Felly: something nature-y isn't a bad idea tbh
savagefetus: OOOH OOOH let's go on a nature hike!
dumbass: alr whatever baby innie says we'll do
savagefetus: im not baby innie fuck you
Meanho: ooo yay i get to murder everyone and hide the evidence
dumbass: should i be scared-?
Meanho: yes.
oldmanchan: okay everyone meet up at the big park in an hour
Meanho: okay fine ill be there after my shift is over
Jisuck: YESS I'M COMING MY LOVE!
seungtheman: if i get kidnapped it's felix's fault, this was all his idea
Felly: you wont get kidnapped mate
savagefetus: oh fuck you'll finally get a face reveal from me and seungmin
pizzaslice: YAYYYY
dumbass: OMG OMG I CAN'T WAIT
savagefetus: ugh
Jisuck: as soon as we meet up, my beauty will incinerate you on the spot
pizzaslice: you will be burnt alive from my hotness before that ever happens
Jisuck: think again, moldy pepperoni pizza
pizzaslice: ;-;
oldmanchan: okay kids let's just shut up and start to head for the park!
Felly: LETS GOOO
dumbass: YASSS
seungtheman: i feel us idiots meeting up will lead to the end of the world
savagefetus: Mehehehehehehehe
oldmanchan: SEUNGMIN AND JEONGIN GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND CHANGE
seungtheman: OKAY OKAY DAMN
Mehehehhehe
end of the world will be updated tomorrow >:D
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
