February 8th, 4:00 AM
STRAY KIDS
ilovefelix: PACIFY HER
ilovehyunjin: SHE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES
seungtheman: YOUR getting on my nerves
ilovehyunjin: :(
ilovefelix: shut up seungmin
oldmanchan: you're*
seungtheman: stfu you old fogey
oldmanchan: seungmin istg-
savagefetus: i just bought a dan heng il body pillow :)
pizzaslice: YOO DAN HENG?!
ilovehyunjin: bro i lost my 50/50 for him ;-;
seungtheman: L
Jisuck: DAN HENG IL MENTIONED?!?! BARK BARK ARF ARF DFJDF NEIGH QUACK
ilovefelix: so real bestie
pizzaslice: bro. lee know, you just going to let him quack for another man like that?
leeknow: nah dw i quack for dan heng as well hehe quack quack
seungtheman: WTF?! LEE KNOW?
Jisuck: QUack qUaCK
leeknow: HEHEHEHHEH QUACK QUACK NEIGH
oldmanchan: what the fuck.
ilovefelix: bro someone fix lee know this is weird
seungtheman: how did i put with this shit for the past 8 months bro
ilovehyunjin: nah fr.
seungtheman: FELIX YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THE BIGGEST CRACKHEADS HERE
ilovehyunjin: well paint me green and call me a pickle
leeknow: QUACK
seungtheman: stop it.
seungtheman: I am literally this close to the edge rn
Jisuck: hehe edging
seungtheman: you are very unfunny.
savagefetus: quack quack
seungtheman: shut up jeongin you stanky ahh i bet your booty cheeks smell like cheese sauce
Jisuck: GASP
savagefetus: WAHHHH WAHHHHH
leeknow: oh hell no i thought we were over this
pizzaslice: CHAN can you turn it off?
Jisuck: nah this is fun
pizzaslice: go quack for dan heng or something
leeknow: quack quack
savagefetus: WAAAHHHH WAHHHHHHHH
ilovefelix: jeez, was i whining like that back in the day?
ilovehyunjin: you still whine like that hyunjin.
ilovefelix: oh
savagefetus: WAHHHHH WAAAHHH
oldmanchan: seungmin say sorry to jeongin
seungtheman: no.
oldmanchan: NOW
seungtheman: fuck you old man, i bet your ass probably smells like stinky tofu
oldmanchan: SEUNGMIN. LAST WARNING.
seungtheman: fffiiiiiinnnee
seungtheman: sorry jeongin for calling you a stanky cheese encrusted bootycheek
savagefetus: ofc i forgive you seungmin :D
oldmanchan: there now everyone's happy!
leeknow: ...
pizzaslice: wtf just happened
ilovefelix: Democracy
Jisuck: Democracy deez nuts
oldmanchan removed Jisuck from the chat
seungtheman: finally.
leeknow: dude no thats my bf
leeknow added Jisuck from the chat
Jisuck: omg tysm for saving me <33
leeknow: yes ofc <33
leeknow: NOW STOP GETTING KICKED FROM THE CHAT FOR FUCKS SAKE
Jisuck: OKAY OKAY IM SORRY
seungtheman: ...
pizzaslice: damn
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I have 160 pulls for Aventurine. 4 days left. I'm sticking him in my basement with his boyfriend Ratio, whether he likes it or not.
Anyways, I'm a proud Kafka main :D
Now, have a great rest of your day (or night)!!
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
