February 25th, 2:00 AM
STRAY KIDS
ilovehyunjin: DONT BE AFRAID, LOVE IS THE WAY
ilovefelix: SHAWTY I GOT IT, YOU CAN CALL ME MONSTER
ilovehyunjin: I'M CREEPING IN YOUR HEART BABE
Jisuck: twerking to this rn
ilovehyunjin: giggling and farting rn
pizzaslice: nice.
seungtheman: its two in the morning WHY are you guys still like this
oldmanchan: im surprised you're still not used to this
seungtheman: stfu peepaw
oldmanchan: you are you ALWAYS finding new names for me 💀
seungtheman: i have a whole list dedushka i aint finished
savagefetus: OKAY GUYS POP QUESTION FOR THE COUPLES what you guys like the most about your partners?
ilovefelix: ez.
ilovefelix: felix's freckles. they're like little stars :)
ilovehyunjin: i love your pretty smile and big personality <33
ilovehyunjin: oh and also you look hot in suits
ilovefelix: thanks! <333
oldmanchan: ah yes. young love.
leeknow: EEEEE SO CUTEEE AHHHHAHDHHD
savagefetus: okay minsung your turn
ilovehyunjin: SHIP NAME YAY
leeknow: jisung's pretty eyes obv. and his squishy cheeks.
Jisuck: lee know's dick
Jisuck deleted a message
Jisuck: yall didn't see that
Jisuck: anywayss
Jisuck: his thighs are nice. i also like when he calls me a squirrel.
seungtheman: oh!
pizzaslice: 💀💀💀
leeknow: And here I was hoping for a philosophical answer.
oldmanchan: jisung that was strike two
oldmanchan: may i remind you this is still a GROUPCHAT
Jisuck: :(
pizzaslice: this is still jisung we're talking about 🤷expect the unexpected
pizzaslice: but when it comes to jisung the unexpected is the expected tbh, so expect to expect the unexpected
ilovehyunjin: ur making my brain hurt
ilovehyunjin: i got hemorrhoids and its all ur fault.
seungtheman: why are you always getting hemerrhoids, its like the 8th time
ilovehyunjin: idk dude
Jisuck: leeknow i love you pls but you're thighs are too beautiful
leeknow: dont worry about it squirrel, your thighs are nice too
Jisuck: <33
leeknow: <333
Jisuck: 😍😍😍
oldmanchan: your*
seungtheman: stfu dotard u ruined the moment
savagefetus: ay that's a new one!
oldmanchan: i am literally disowning all of you guys if you keep this up
seungtheman: does your back hurt from the osteoarthritis of old age?
ilovefelix: that somehow felt strangely poetic
Jisuck: wtf is osteoahrits
Jisuck: osteoathritis
leeknow: you can do it darling, i believe in you
Jisuck: osteoarthis
Jisuck: osteoarthritis
Jisuck: HELL YEAH I DID IT
leeknow: im so proud of you!
savagefetus: Osteoarthritis is a degenerative joint disease, in which the tissues in the joint break down over a period of time. It is the most common form of arthritis and is more common in older people.
pizzaslice: idk man it sounds like chan🤷
oldmanchan: i am so done with you children.
ilovehyunjin: womp womp mate
oldmanchan left the chat
ilovehyunjin: aw man
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Spell osteoarthritis first try. I bet you can't.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
