September 6, 1:43 AM
SAVE ME PLEASE
lordhyunjin: HELP ME
Meanho: what the fuck its 2 in the morning
Lordhyunjin: DO ANY OF YOU WORK AT THE IKEA NEAR MCDONALDS
Meanho: you just named half of the ikeas in the world dumbass
Seungtheman: there's like 4 stores in Korea, but be more specific.
Jisuck: let me guess your dumbass went too hard and broke the bed and now you need a new one.
Oldmanchan: .....
Felly: ....what 😭
dolphinIN: What do you mean, Jisung?
lordhyunjin: IGNORE HIM, BABY JEONGIN. WHAT MATTERS IS ME AND MY SITUATION.
Felly: what's your situation this time mate 😭
Jisuck: just spit it out, i was preparing for my date with minho
Meanho: fuck off
lordhyunjin: i'm stuck in ikea. i decided it would be funny to hide in ikea to see how long it takes for them to find me and they closed 3 hours ago and its pitch black and i'm sitting on a bed now.
Jisuck: OH HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Felly: mate why 😭
Oldmanchan: oh wow 💀. Should we call the police???
Idiothyunjin: NAHHH IMA GET ARRESTED AND SENT TO JAIL
Jisuck: lol goodluck my dude. don't die✌️
Changtrashbin: i just woke up what tf is going on here? who's getting arrested?
Meanho: basically hyunjin decided to be a dumbfuck and got stuck in ikea.
Changtrashbin: dang. anyways, goodnight.
Idiothyunjin: AREN'T Y'ALL GOING TO SAVE ME???
Seungtheman: nah what if this is a trap to lure unsuspecting kids in.
Idiothyunjin: omg stop with the old men gimmicks
Felly: Oh wait, I work at IKEA.
Idiothyunjin: SAVE ME PLS
meanho: can't u just wait until it's morning?
Idiothyunjin: IT'S SATURDAY AND THEY DON'T OPEN UNTIL MONDAY
Felly: they have a food court dumbass. And basically everything you need in life
Jisuck: wait does mean a homeless guy could just sneak in and live in ikea? anyways, meanho, we should have our honeymoon in ikea.
Meanho left the chat
Jisuck added Meanho to the chat
Meanho: how do you even put this thing on mute
Idiothyunjin: GUYS FOCUS! FELIX, CAN YOU FREE ME?
Felly: Sure, okay. Maybe when the sun goes up because I'm tired as fuck.
dolphinIN: Hyunjin did wake us up like super early....
Idiothyunjin: NOOOO PLSS
Meanho: im going to bed goodnight fuckers.
jisuck: sweat dream love
idiothyunjin: SAVE ME PLEASE
Felly: ALRIGHT FINE I'll be there in a bit
idiothyunjin: THANK GOODNESS
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
