September 29, 11: 00 AM
Felixburg
Meanho: LOOK AT HOW CUTE MY CATS ARE 😇
savagefetus: AWEE SO CUTE
pizzaslice: they look squishy
Felly: I LOVE CATS
dumbass: i hate cats
seungtheman: i thought you had only one cat???
Meanho: BITCH- 🔪
seungtheman: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TWO CATS
oldmanchan: you have cats?
Jisuck: i wish i was your cat
Meanho: no one disrespects my cats in my household
Felly: sorry for not knowing about your 2 cats minho
Meanho: i have three-
savagefetus: you should nickname your orange one pussy after puss in boots
Meanho: OH MY GO-
Meanho left the chat
pizzaslice: lmao you guys chased him away
savagefetus: pussy was a good name tho...
savagefetus: oh.
seungtheman: you finally realized
Felly: poor minho lol he just loves his cats
dumbass: dogs are so much better
Jisuck: i wanted to be his cat :(
dumbass: pussies* not cat
oldmanchan: your not funny hyunjin
Jisuck: it kinda is actually
savagefetus: let's just add him back and show his cats some love
savagefetus added Meanho to Felixburg
Felly: welcome back! :D
dumbass: how are your pussies doing?
Meanho kicked dumbass from the chat
oldmanchan added dumbass to Felixburg
dumbass is typing...
Meanho kicked dumbass from the chat
Felly added dumbass to Felixburg
dumbass: PLS LET ME LIVE
Felly: SHOW HYUNJIN MERCY
Meanho: fine, but if you make ONE MORE joke about my cats so help me god i will jump through your screen and break your kneecaps
oldmanchan: NO VIOLENCE IN MY GROUPCHAT
seungtheman: shut up old man this is funny
Meanho: the knee-cap plan applies to you too, seungmin
seungtheman: im scared
Jisuck: can i be your cat plss
Meanho: No.
pizzaslice: lmao rejected again
Jisuck: shut up traffic cone
bro my cat ran into a wall again
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language