April 25, 9:30 AM
STRAY KIDS
oldmanchan: aight gang, how y'all doing?
leeknow: doing pretty good, you?
oldmanchan: i'm doing eggcellent :D
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leeknow: no.
oldmanchan: aw man.
pizzaslice: AT LONG FUCKING LAST, i am waking up at a somewhat normal hour.
pizzaslice: i thought the day would never come.
savagefetus: i suddenly have the overwhelming urge to rob a bank.
seungtheman: bro wha-
ilovehyunjin: ONE STEP CLOSERRR
ilovefelix: I COULD DIE EVERY DAY WAITING FOR YOU
ilovehyunjin: DARLING DON'T BE AFRAID, I HAVE LOVED YOU
ilovefelix: FOR A THOUSAND YEARS, I'LL LOVE YOU FOR A THOUSAND MORE
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seungtheman: okay wait that was actually so cute
leeknow: AHHHHHKDFJDFLDF THEY'RE ADORABLE
Jisuck: :3
leeknow: <3
Jisuck: <33
seungtheman: no stop now i'm depressed.
Jisuck: lol
savagefetus: okay this is cute and all
savagefetus: but
savagefetus: i wanna rob a bank.
pizzaslice: why are you always saying the most random shit
seungtheman: honestly 💀
savagefetus: i need money.
ilovefelix: get a job lil bud. i'm literally one of the only people in the chat with an actual job.
Jisuck: that's because being a model doesn't require a college degree lmao
ilovefelix: well i aint doing allat. college is a scam to steal my precious money.
pizzaslice: your ass was rich to begin with
Jisuck: well i'm is getting my degree 💪 even though its in music but whatever
seungtheman: i major in astrophysics and mathematics 💀
pizzaslice: yoo pop off, academic weapon
ilovefelix: i could literally never. i can barely read a paragraph of a textbook.
seungtheman: that's just you being illiterate.
ilovefelix: makes sense.
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
