February 29th, 6:30 AM
STRAYKIDS
ilovefelix: BECAUSE IM THE DEVIL WHOS SEARCHING FOR REDEMPTION
ilovehyunjin: AND IM A LAWYER WHOS SEARCHING FOR REDEMPTION
Jisuck: A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER WHOS SEARCHING FOR REDEMPTION
ilovefelix: stfu hoe you missed like half the lyrics
oldmanchan: oh!
Jisuck: oopsie poopsie
seungtheman: 💀
leeknow: AND IM A KILLER WHOS SEARCHING FOR REDEMPTION
ilovehyunjin: YAAAAAAURRRR ATE
leeknow: 😌😌😌
savagefetus: can i intertwine toes with someone?
savagefetus: we can hold toes while we stare lovingly into each others eyes!!! doesn't that sound dreamy???
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pizzaslice: what the fuck jeongin
seungtheman: ehh sure why not im bored
pizzaslice: WHAT
oldmanchan: jesus christ.
Jisuck: the only person im holding toes with is lee know <3
leeknow: aww babe STAWWWP HeHE<33
pizzaslice: WTF YOU GUYS TOO???
ilovefelix: what the diddly dongly fuck?
seungtheman: wth is diddly dongly
ilovehyunjin: nvm lee know ur not cool anymore.
leeknow: womp womp bAHAHHAHA
seungtheman: ...
oldmanchan: jisung, what did you do to lee know? fix him immediately.
Jisuck: i aint doing nothing wrong, he's just feeling a little quirky today
leeknow: teehee
oldmanchan: ...okay
ilovefelix: i mean, technically leeknow is like jeongin's evil mentor, right? hes like the og señor maniac and tormentor of humanity, so this aint too surprising.
leeknow: ohhh right i am hehe
leeknow: i am like the boogeyman, scaring little kids all the time with demonic laughter
oldmanchan: lee know you're a BAD INFLUENCE look what you've done to baby jeongin. he's now chad jeongin.
leeknow: womp womp.
oldmanchan: STOP IT
savagefetus: hey guys did you know it is illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane in alaska?
savagefetus: it is also illegal to get a moose drunk up there.
ilovefelix: 💀
pizzaslice: bro what old geezer came up with THAT law?
Jisuck: they're so lame smh
Jisuck: wait no but like IMAGINE driving in your car listening to an ad about your cars extended warranty when suddenly it starts RAINING mooses, then you and your entire family's entire ass gets fucking idle transfigured into pancakes cause those giganta mfs weigh like a 1000 pounds. i bet thats what happened, and some guy probably got squashed by a flying moose.
savagefetus: getting idle transfigured into a pancake by moose rain sounds like a skill issue tbh
pizzaslice: thats probably the weirdest way to die.
savagefetus: i heard a story of how a guy died because they got hit in the nuts by a tennis ball
seungtheman: oooh damn
oldmanchan: poor dude
ilovehyunjin: Americans.
oldmanchan: actually, did you know alaska used to belong to russia before it was purchased for 7.2 million dollars in 1866.
Jisuck: 🤓👆
oldmanchan: shut up
ilovefelix: i actually knew that this time. TAKE THAT BAHAHHA
ilovehyunjin: Russians. Getting even the MOOSES drunk.
Jisuck: i bet it'll be like cocaine bear, except with mooses drunk on vodka or something. that'll make a funny movie, just add in the raining mooses and you got the ultimate movie, its greatness even surpassing the bee movie. the movie should be called cocaine moose or something.
ilovehyunjin: nah it should be called cloudy with a chance of mooses or something
seungtheman: woww im sure you guys will make excellent movie producers in the future.
Jisuck: omg yay thanks!
seungtheman: that was sarcasm dingbat.
Jisuck: oh
savagefetus: the bee movie traumatized me.
leeknow: wait aint the plural of moose moose?
pizzaslice: huh?
ilovefelix: no its not you moron
leeknow: oh yeah? lemme google it
leeknow: "The only correct plural of moose is moose. Sometimes, people add an s to moose, but that is incorrect. Moose derives from Algonquian, a Native American language."
leeknow: take THAT ya SKANK!
ilovefelix: what the actual FRICK
ilovehyunjin: maybe the plural can be changed to meese
seungtheman: yeah ima meese deez nuts
oldmanchan: seungmin, i would like inform you that you are very unfunny.
seungtheman: stfu coffin dodger no one asked
oldmanchan: 😐
seungtheman: anyways, why are we even talking about drunk and flying moose
pizzaslice: tbh i don't even know
leeknow: hehe
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
