November 21st, 7:30 AM
STRAYKIDS
Felly: I DONT WANNA BE SOMEBODY
savagefetus: JUST WANNA BE ME, BE ME
Felly: I WANNA BE ME ME ME
leeknow: OMG ITZYYYYY
Felly: slay bestie!
oldmanchan: whats going on in here?
seungtheman: they're singing again.
pizzaslice: oh lord.
Jisuck: shut up you stupid nacho chip
savagefetus: BAHAHHAHA
pizzaslice: JISUNG DO NOT START THIS AGAIN
dumbass went online
dumbass: OH LORD HELP HELP HELP
Jisuck: lmao
Felly: WHAT HAPPENED?
dumbass: ITS TERRIBLE
leeknow: boi what?
oldmanchan: hyunjin what did you do?
dumbass: I WOKE UP AND A VOLCANO APPEARED ON MY FUCKING LIP
dumbass: IT HURTS LIKE SHIT
seungtheman: damn bro
dumbass: IM DYING RN AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?
savagefetus: pop it
Felly: PLEASE DON'T POP IT
Felly: AND DON'T MESS WITH IT OR A WHOLE ARMY WILL APPEAR
dumbass: AKDJFLFLJLAHAAHHHHAHHLDFHKDHFFKJHE
leeknow: are you having a seizure?
oldmanchan: i think he is
dumbass: YARRRRRRJRLJJLRL
Jisuck: wow im really sorry hyunjin 😔
pizzaslice: wow jisung being serious for once
Jisuck: ooo look theres two flies getting at it on my window
dumbass: WAAAAAAADHFKJHDKFDHF-
dumbass: wait what
Felly: ewww
leeknow: JISUNG WHAT THE FUCK
seungtheman: kill them
pizzaslice: i take back what i said.
Jisuck: i swear i hear one making suspicious noises
oldmanchan: jisung there is still a child in the chat.
savagefetus: i am literally not a child fuck you.
Felly: no literally this child wrote very concerning fanfictions
savagefetus: they aren't that bad!
Felly: bestie they all end with an earth shattering orgas-
oldmanchan: im going to stop you right there.
dumbass: ...
dumbass: AH FUCK MY LIP HURTS
Felly: NOOO ILL HELP YOU DONT TOUCH IT
dumbass: I POPPED IT AND IT HURTS WAAAHHHHH
Felly: OMG
oldmanchan: GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
dumbass: HEEEJLLDJFLDFLJDLFJLKSJLFJLDGAHHHHDFLJ
Felly: AHHHHHHH
pizzaslice: ...
pizzaslice: sometimes i regret being a part of this chat.
seungtheman: same bestie but hey, its kind of fun
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language