November 24th, 10:00 PM
STRAYKIDS
dumbass: LOVE YOU SO BAD LOVE YOU SO BAD
Felly: NEOL WIHAE YEPPEUN GEOJISEUL BIJEONAE
dumbass: LOVE YOU SO MAD LOVE YOU SO MAD
Felly: NAL JIWO NEOUI INHYEONHI DOERYEO HAE
leeknow: IM SO SICK OF THIS FAKE LOVE, FAKE LOVE, FAKE LOVE
Felly: yoo what would happen if a vampire and zombie bite each other?
savagefetus: they will take a screenshot
leeknow: *w h e e z e*
pizzaslice: they both become zompires
Jisuck: they will fuck and have zompire babies
oldmanchan: that's a horrifying mental image.
seungtheman: just ask those 12 year old werewolf x vampire fanfic writers on Wattpad
seungtheman: only they know the answer
leeknow: speaking of which, THESE WATTPAD ADS ARE SO ANNOYING
savagefetus: no literally
savagefetus: i was reading a wolf alpha mafia jackson wang x y/n fanfiction and then an ad for sexy underwear pops up
leeknow: this is why ao3 is better
dumbass: ao3 is so confusing though ;-;
savagefetus: meh it gets less confusing as time goes on
seungtheman: yall rectangular pizzas are so much better than the circular ones
seungtheman: if you think otherwise you're wrong
dumbass: huh?
Jisuck: those exist?
leeknow: what the hell is a rectangular pizza
savagefetus: you've never heard of them? they're awesome
leeknow: no tf
seungtheman: weird
leeknow: you're weird
pizzaslice: you're both weird
seungtheman: shut up
Jisuck: hey lee know
leeknow: what is it?
Jisuck: are you a rollar coaster? bc the faster you go, the louder i scream😏😏😏
leeknow: FOR FUCKS SAKE-
leeknow kicked Jisuck from the chat
oldmanchan added Jisuck to the chat
Jisuck: i thought that was a good one
dumbass: it really wasn't
Jisuck: :(
seungtheman: i still like rectangular pizza slices
oldmanchan: you're a weirdough
Felly: did you just try to make a pizza pun?
dumbass: chan is a weirdough
savagfetus: mehehehehehhe
pizzaslice: be quiet jeongin
savagefetus: shut up you traffic cone
pizzaslice: you have the brain capacity of a traffic cone
savagefetus: i may be dumb but i have w rizz
pizzaslice: have you looked at yourself in a mirror?
savagefetus: at least i am tall enough to see myself in the mirror
savagefetus: like, you're so tiny that i am scared of accidentally sitting on you
pizzaslice left the chat
oldmanchan added pizzaslice to the chat
pizzaslice: i got destroyed by a 3 year old.
savagefetus: L
Felly: i am crying rn, what is happening
dumbass: let me dry your tears darling
Felly: <3
leeknow: so cute!
Jisuck: WE COULD BE LIKE THAT BUT YOU PLAYING
leeknow: SHUT UP
seungtheman: istg i am the only somewhat normal one here
oldmanchan: we are normal!
seungtheman: nah, you're a balding old man who traumatizes kids when he's drunk, lee know is twink that is obsessed with cats, changbin might actually be the only somewhat sane one aside from me, hyunjin is a huge idiot dating another idiot, felix is the said idiot, jisung is a bottom loser that wants to suck off lee know, and jeongin is a sassy baby on crack.
pizzaslice: why is this actually kind of accurate
leeknow: WHAT THE FUCK
oldmanchan: you're grounded seungmin
seungtheman: no.
savagefetus: i almost snorted cocaine once actually
pizzaslice: 💀
dumbass: felix is not an idiot!
Felly: neither is hyunjin!
Jisuck: i am not a bottom loser!
seungtheman: you didn't deny that you wanted to suck off lee know
leeknow: WHAT THE HELL
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
