October 1st, 8:30 AM
Felixburg
Felly: GAYS LETS PLAY A GAMEE
seungtheman: no im losing braincells just by looking at you nerds
pizzaslice: fr, im losing my 3 remaining brain cells
savagefetus: you're acting like you had brain cells to begin with
Meanho: DAMNNN
pizzaslice: shut up minho, you literally got yeeted into a river
Meanho: fuck you
Felly: guys-
savagefetu: tbh getting yeeted into a river is fun
dumbass: i loved watching you nerds suffer
savagefetus: i know where you live.
dumbass: *screams*
seungtheman: do you actually? if so, can you hand over the address?
dumbass: he doesn't actually...i think
savagefetus: Mehehehehehe
oldmanchan: kids let's all play nice!
seungtheman: gross get out of here you old buffoon
Felly: GUYS IM LITERALLY BEING IGNORED AGAIN
oldmanchan: felix what is it?
Felly: im bored and i want to play a game
pizzaslice: what game?
Felly: kiss marry kill >:)
seungtheman: hell nah
Meanho: ooo i love this game
dumbass: the last time i played this game i ended up with my head in the sink and i drowned
savagefetus: how tf-
oldmanchan: omg did you die?
dumbass: yes. i am a ghost haunting your dreams
Felly: GUYS can we like play this game rn
seungtheman: jisung is still sleeping or something, he's usually the first one here
Meanho: OI SHITBAG WE'RE PLAYING A GAME GET IN HERE
Jisuck: i have been summoned
pizzaslice: oh great the greasy toenail is here
Jisuck: shut up you tiny pencil shaped asscrack
pizzaslice: bro you motherfu-
Jisuck: thanks for inviting me minho, i would have been offended if you guys played without me <3
Meanho: you're welcome
Jisuck: <33
Meanho:╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮<3
Felly: can you two stop flirting so we can start the game
Meanho: wha-
dumbass: i can't believe im in a group chat with such dumb people
Jisuck: kaldflhajdhfgaylkadfhladfh
seungtheman: mehkahdfhkakjdfkadkjf228
oldmanchan: huh?
seungtheman: its called a keyboard smash you old gasbag
Jisuck: you press random keys and BOOM you create art
oldmanchan: so i just press and random letter or number?
seungtheman: you're so old
oldmanchan is typing
savagefetus: oh hell nah
Meanho: quick, eliminate chan before its too late
oldmanchan is typing
Felly: BRACE YOURSELVES MY FRIENDS
oldmanchan: 7
seungtheman: wha-
Meanho: HELP ME WHAT-
Jisuck: I'LL SAVE YOU
Meanho: fuck off
dumbass: lkadjfladlfljaldfjlaflajdfljaldfjdfbilljadfhadf
pizzaslice: this groupchat is on crack istg-
Meanho: anyways, you guys are forgetting something.
oldmanchan: what?
Meanho: THE FUCKING GAME
savagefetus: oh, right
Felly: minho, you can go first since you want to play so much!
Meanho: alr, hit me
savagefetus: my math teacher, hyunjin, and jisung
Meanho: wtf these are the shittiest people
dumbass: ima cry
Felly: this is just a game, don't be a coward minho
Meanho: okay um kill everyone
oldmanchan: you can't do that
Meanho: omg fine, kill the math teacher because that old wart was an ass
Meanho: kiss hyunjin *vomits*
dumbass: *screams*
Felly: BAHAHHAHAHA
Jisuck: omg its happening....
Meanho: and marry jisung only because that dumbass won't ever leave my side until i die
seungtheman: tbh he won't leave your side even in the afterlife
oldmanchan: fr
Jisuck: MINHO ILYYY 🥰🥰🥰
Meanho: this meatball smelling asscrack is like a curse
Jisuck: im your curse 🥰🥰🥰
pizzaslice: you people smell like multivitamin juices
seungtheman: ima head out before this gets weird
Jisuck: OMG WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED LETS HAVE 3 KIDS AND A HAMSTER-
Meanho kicked Jisuck out of the chat
Felly: oh damn
Sorry for not updating and then randomly bombarding you guys with these weird chapter at 11:43AM
Anyways, THE 5-STAR ALBUM IS SO PRETTY HELP-
and my bias has literally been avoiding me though, i don't have any pcs of him ;-; i pulled the aussie line though
whoever guesses my bias gets a cat food Mehehehehehe
okay ill shut up now, bye :D
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
