March 25th, 12:01 AM
STRAY KIDS
ilovefelix: DONT HAVE TO BE RICH TO BE MY GIRL
ilovehyunjin: DONT HAVE TO BE COOL TO RULE MY WORLD
savagefetus: omg happy feet!
seungtheman: i forgot about that movie.
Jisuck: sigma sigma in the wall, whos the skibidiest one of them all?
leeknow: Not again.
seungtheman: STOP NO PLEASE
pizzaslice: omfg chan, can you mute it?
oldmanchan: jisung, i am letting you off with a warning. do it again and i wont hesitate to eliminate you.
Jisuck: you're no fun 😒
ilovehyunjin: haters these days...
savagefetus: omg chan is abusing his power as chat founder!!! i say we kill him.
ilovefelix: jeongin no-
oldmanchan: L+Ratio+L bozo+I get more bitches+womp womp
Jisuck: GASP
pizzaslice: who tf taught chan that??
leeknow: OMG HES LEARNING
ilovefelix: skibidi toilet gyatt uwu 🥺
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seungtheman: literally barfed. do not ever say that again.
ilovefelix: BUT ITS FINE WHEN JISUNG DOES IT?
leeknow: nah, we're just used to jisung being weird.
Jisuck: my love...how could you speak so lowly of me????
leeknow: sorry squirrel, but its true
Jisuck: 😔😔😔
ilovefelix: uwu
seungthemam: stop.
ilovehyunjin: hyunjin, i thought you were better than this. ima beat you up with my taekwondo if you dont stop...
ilovefelix: the only thing I shall be beating is your ass.
savagefetus: oh!
ilovefelix: that came out kind of wrong.
leeknow: yeah it kind of did.
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ilovehyunjin: omg hyunjin-senpai im kicking my legs and twirling my hair
ilovefelix: ilysm my beautiful golden haired biscuit <3
ilovehyunjin: ily more my radiant red headed insant noodle <33
ilovefelix: you were so nice last night <333
ilovehyunjin: you as well <3333
leeknow: OH!
pizzaslice: stop.
savagefetus: WHAT
seungtheman: i do NOT need to know all of this. good night.
seungtheman went offline
ilovehyunjin: ah dookie
pizzaslice: can you two be normal for once?
oldmanchan: fr like hyunjin, we dont need to know that you be banging felix all the time
ilovefelix: i do sincerely apologize, O Wise Ancient One.
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
