Stray Kids - The Chat

feastables™

March 4th, 9:30 PM 

STRAY KIDS

savagefetus: YIPPEE KI YAY MUDDLE-FUDGERS 

oldmanchan: behave, jeongin 

savagefetus: no i dont wanna behave you skanky ass abuelito

ilovehyunjin: YALL hyunjin is screaming "100 digits of pi" while showering

ilovehyunjin: his vocals are actually good, but i can't forking SLEEP help meh pls

pizzaslice: idk bro he's YOUR boyfriend 

seungtheman: you two actually sleep? 

Jisuck: you should hope in with him and sing a duet 

Jisuck: it would be so magical! 

pizzaslice: what the fuck.

ilovehyunjin: good idea! 

ilovehyunjin went offline

seungtheman: what the flip i dont need to know all this 

leeknow: no fr

seungtheman: you and jisung aren't much better 💀

Jisuck: boohoo and you're still single 

oldmanchan: jesus christ. 

40 mInUtEs lAtEr

ilovefelix: OH LORD SAVE ME MY DRUG IS MY BABY

ilovehyunjin: ILL BE USING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 

seungtheman: fantastic. they're back. 

ilovefelix: i thought you guys liked hearing us sing... im bawling

ilovehyunjin: haters man...

pizzaslice: what took you shmucks so long???

Jisuck: i think i know😏

pizzaslice: oh hell nah

seungtheman: leeknow, control your boyfriend. 

ilovehyunjin: yall i was just braiding hyunjin's hair what the fuck 💀

ilovehyunjin: and i realized he lowkey looks like eren yeager with his hair up lol

savagefetus: wait a minute i actually kind of see it- 

ilovefelix: WHAT NO 

Jisuck: ykk lee know looks kind of like levi 

leeknow: OH WAIT THAT'S KIND OF COOL 

pizzaslice: levi? like the store? 

Jisuck: no you dumb hoe levi from AOT 

pizzaslice: OHHH the hot beyblade guy??? 

seungtheman: beyblade guy??? 

savagefetus: yall, if i weighed 99 pounds and ate 1 pound of Feastables™ does that mean im 1 percent Feastables™?

ilovefelix: why is that trademarked? 

oldmanchan: kid all you've got is diabetes. 

savagefetus: aw man 

Jisuck: i mean, i must say thats a good question 

leeknow: technically you will 1% Feastables™ for a few hours, but then it'll get digested and then you'll be 1 percent shit 

leeknow: or dead, since you ate a pound of fucking chocolate. 

seungtheman: feastables were already shit to begin with 

ilovehyunjin: le gasp

pizzaslice: damn don't let mr beast hear that 

savagefetus: i ate a pound of candy once on halloween once and didn't die tho

leeknow: bro what.

ilovehyunjin: guys i have a genuine question

ilovehyunjin: as a member of gen z, where the fuck did all this skibidi rizz sigma fortnite shit come from? 

savagefetus: as a fellow member of of gen z...i have no fucking clue. 

seungtheman: all that unfunny skibidi sigma rizz shit is associated with the gen alpha ipad kids, not us 

oldmanchan: NO BC i was watching jeopardy the other day and there was a question on "skibidi" and "fanum tax"

ilovefelix: OMG the brainrot reached jeopardy too...

savagefetus: i also hear they banned skibidi toilet in russia bc it was traumatizing little children

ilovefelix: even russia has beef with that shit 💀

Jisuck: skibidi toilet vs russia before gta6 😞

leeknow: why the fuck are we talking about this??? 

pizzaslice: i wanna go sleep already man

oldmanchan: ALRIGHT CHILDREN GO TO BED RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL CALL UPON MY AUSTRALIAN ANCESTORS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU 

Jisuck: okay okay damn

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@8iKnowYouKnowLeeKnow is holding my at gunpoint help. I can sing 100 digits of pi in the comments if you'd like... 

Btw yall check out my bf (the bf is the toad) 

Hide me from MAPPA yall😍😍😍(i genuinely cant draw hands for shit wtf, hes looking like a lopsided pickle looking ahh)

Anyways, good night bbgs <33